Try The Barrowdowns you'll like it.

[Nogrod]

Hilarious!

I almost dropped from my chair when this emerged from the generator!

It Takes A Tough Man To Make A Tender Nogrod.

And I might consider changing my signature into this at least when playing werewolf:

Watch Out, There's a Nogrod About.

I also liked this one:

When The Going Gets Tough, The Tough Get Flame Of The Ainulindalë.
whatever one thinks it means...

But I was somewhat amused about the general tone of the slogans...
- Nothin' Says Lovin' Like Nogrod from the Oven.
- You Can Really Taste The Nogrod!
- Sweet as the Moment When the Flame Of The Ainulindalë Went "Pop"
- Devon Knows How They Make Flame Of The Ainulindalë So Creamy.
- They Drink Flame Of The Ainulindalë In The Congo.

So most of the things relating to me are about eating or drinking? How accurate!