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Anguirel · 09-24-2006, 03:53 PM

Priceless!

A dragon, slain by Turin, causes Nienor to realise that they have committed incest. By then she is carrying his unborn child and commits suicide by throwing herself into a ravine.

NIENOR: (Examining dragon entrails) Oooo, I'm a Virgo. That means I've committed incest. Dagnabbit.

Turin finally kills himself with his talking sword. “I will drink thy blood gladly,” says its black blade.

Talking Swords-A Must for Angstsy Heroes!*

*Black blades and vampirism come with 50p extra charge

Also, William Ferguson, whoever you are, you're one of the most insightful literary critics it's ever been my pleasure to read...

09-24-2006, 03:53 PM	#11
Anguirel Byronic Brand Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The 1590s Posts: 2,778	Priceless! A dragon, slain by Turin, causes Nienor to realise that they have committed incest. By then she is carrying his unborn child and commits suicide by throwing herself into a ravine. NIENOR: (Examining dragon entrails) Oooo, I'm a Virgo. That means I've committed incest. Dagnabbit. Turin finally kills himself with his talking sword. “I will drink thy blood gladly,” says its black blade. Talking Swords-A Must for Angstsy Heroes!* *Black blades and vampirism come with 50p extra charge Also, William Ferguson, whoever you are, you're one of the most insightful literary critics it's ever been my pleasure to read... __________________ Among the friendly dead, being bad at games did not seem to matter -Il Lupo Fenriso

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