Tol-in-Gaurhoth XXIII: Journey to Hy Brazil

[Cailín]

And we go sailing, sailing, ever westwards on the sea…

Some call it the Elder Islands, Hy Brazil or its elder variant Hybras, Avallon, the Otherworld…

And some very silly people have named it "Valinor" or even "The United States of America".

Some theorists claim that it was found a long time ago and is now the home of the world's most famous football team.

And some are still looking…

Captain Cailín's log

Scheduled date of departure:

19th of June, 10.00 PM

Crew:

Cailín
Nogrod

Passengers:

Durelin -- eye-borrowing Jounin instructor
Caranlondien -- ships's bartender
Holbytlass -- whale hunter
Findëasëa -- Occupational health and safety specialist
Lhunardawen -- seasick reluctant traveler
Kath -- plotting slave
JennyHallu -- Dread Pirate Roberta
Lalaith -- Football Widow
Diamond18 -- Weslamond, the Dread Pirate Roberta's protégé
Firefoot -- wandering traveller with a dog that dislikes pirates

Gurthang -- Plank Operator
Formendacil -- Ne'er-do-well stowaway of snobbish, blue-blooded origins
Nilpaurion Felagund -- renowned Jinchuuriki hunter
Rune Son of Bjarne -- crazy slave, with an obsession for cheese
Mormegil -- the vocal nitpick who can find fault in anything
Taliesin -- criminal who was set adrift
Saucepan Man -- Rear-Admiral Sir Horatio Potboiler
Sir Anguirel Spens (Anguirel)
Eomer of the Rohirrim -- slavedriver
Glirdan -- drunken porter
Friedrich Engels (the guy who be short)