Special News: The land of Modor

[Lindril Arvilya]

Dear Mister Sauron, is it okay if I call you Mister?
Firstly, thank you ever so much for your kind letter. I do appreciate getting mail but unfortunately the folk in Hobbiton never seem to know where to forward mine to. The Rohirrim were rather taken aback at your splendid messenger... I don't think they're used to the pomp and so on of a Mordor Nazgul, really there's nothing like it.
Oh yes, the job...
I'm ever so pleased to be asked to be in the musical. "The Fall of Numenor"? Sounds terribly exciting.... I'm always glad I'm not ACTUALLY in the circumstances of the characters... I should hate a real adventure, nasty things. But a steady job like this is just what I need and, if I may say so, well worth the walk.
As to the ring you inquire about, I'm dreadfully sorry but most of my friends and relations don't really go in much for jewelry. I've got a few lovely costume bits, but they're all just painted wood and I'm sure you being a Dark Lord and all you would have no use for these toys. I'll send back a telegram, though, perhaps they could post it up in Hobbiton, I'm sure they'd be more than happy to try to find this little ring for you.
With all best regards,
Lindril Arvilya.
P.S. Do take care, I heard you were on vacation. Must be a horrbile stress all this organizing. Do drop me a line if you need anything done, I'd be more than happy to oblige. Good day!

[ January 01, 2003: Message edited by: Lindril Arvilya ]