Many magic rings... with strange powers! - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

the guy who be short · 06-07-2003, 09:28 AM

Oh, Lindril, that is funny! But I'm afraid that would make the movie an 18s. lol.

Gandalf: You cannot pass!
Balrog: Oh, and how are you gonna stop me?
Gandalf: I'll give you a ring if you don't pass.
Balrog: Ooh, what type of ring?
Gandalf: A magic one. Here. (holds out a ring)
Balrog: Gee, thanks. Along you go.
Gandalf (whispers to fellowship) Hurry up. That Balrog's gonna spontaneously combust in approximately 5 minutes.
*BOOOOOOOOOOOOM*
Gandalf: Thats one more Maia down. Soon I shall be the most powerful of them all!

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06-07-2003, 09:28 AM	#3
the guy who be short Shadowed Prince Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Thulcandra Posts: 2,343	Oh, Lindril, that is funny! But I'm afraid that would make the movie an 18s. lol. Gandalf: You cannot pass! Balrog: Oh, and how are you gonna stop me? Gandalf: I'll give you a ring if you don't pass. Balrog: Ooh, what type of ring? Gandalf: A magic one. Here. (holds out a ring) Balrog: Gee, thanks. Along you go. Gandalf (whispers to fellowship) Hurry up. That Balrog's gonna spontaneously combust in approximately 5 minutes. BOOOOOOOOOOOOM Gandalf: Thats one more Maia down. Soon I shall be the most powerful of them all!