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Tinuviel of Denton · 06-11-2003, 12:48 AM

I'm not a Shade because I have to sneak onto BD. Sort of. My family thinks I spend too much time here.

My best friend is speaking to me again. YAY!

Back to topic...

When someone mentions the Keebler Elfs (they are NOT Elves!!!) you go ballistic and give them a lecture on how they are different from real elves and should all be destroyed.

You get really mad when someone calls Gollum a Goblin, when everyone should know that he was a Hobbit-like creature.

You can't not go without mentioning LotR and it's driving everyone you know crazy.

You use [insert Tolkien related name here] as an element in all of your online screenames.

You use examples from Tolkien when you have to come up with something deep and philosophical to tell someone.

You don't know the football/baseball/any sport-at-all scores and you are caught by surprise when you find out that your school won State Championship, yet you can tell down to the day when the RotK comes out. (when you are not sleepy, that is. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] )

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06-11-2003, 12:48 AM	#11
Tinuviel of Denton Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Amid the hills and dales of the Shire... or not. Posts: 579	I'm not a Shade because I have to sneak onto BD. Sort of. My family thinks I spend too much time here. My best friend is speaking to me again. YAY! Back to topic... When someone mentions the Keebler Elfs (they are NOT Elves!!!) you go ballistic and give them a lecture on how they are different from real elves and should all be destroyed. You get really mad when someone calls Gollum a Goblin, when everyone should know that he was a Hobbit-like creature. You can't not go without mentioning LotR and it's driving everyone you know crazy. You use [insert Tolkien related name here] as an element in all of your online screenames. You use examples from Tolkien when you have to come up with something deep and philosophical to tell someone. You don't know the football/baseball/any sport-at-all scores and you are caught by surprise when you find out that your school won State Championship, yet you can tell down to the day when the RotK comes out. (when you are not sleepy, that is. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] )