Duel of Doom! - Page 4 - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-22-2006, 03:35 PM

Saruman: I am the Barrow Wight hiding behind the door.

mormegil · 06-22-2006, 03:40 PM

Gandalf: I am the bucket of glue precariously hanging on the door so when it's opened it falls on your head.

Rune Son of Bjarne · 06-22-2006, 03:55 PM

Saruman: I am the crow who cathes the bucket of glue in the air and carry it of to Farawayistan

Kuruharan · 06-22-2006, 04:09 PM

Gandalf: I am the Grand Pooba of Farawayistan who imposes prohibitive import duties on the bucket of glue.

Alcarillo · 06-22-2006, 04:15 PM

Saruman: I am the smuggler who smuggles the bucket of glue into Farawayistan.

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-22-2006, 04:17 PM

Gandalf: I am the policeman that catches the smugglers.

Kuruharan · 06-22-2006, 04:21 PM

Saruman: I am the bribe that releases the smugglers.

Diamond18 · 06-22-2006, 04:45 PM

Gandalf: I am the counterfeit money which was used for the bribe and negates the deal.

mormegil · 06-22-2006, 05:26 PM

Saruman: I'm the idiot shop keep who took the money even though it was counterfeit thus making the bribe worhtwhile.

Oddwen · 06-22-2006, 06:17 PM

Gandalf: I am the thief who robs the store, taking with me the counterfeit coins.

Alcarillo · 06-22-2006, 06:34 PM

Saruman: I am another policeman who catches the thief.

Roa_Aoife · 06-22-2006, 06:35 PM

Gandalf: I am the master thief who also happens to be an escape artist, and so cannot be captured.

Alcarillo · 06-22-2006, 06:37 PM

Saruman: I am the banana peel the thief slips on while escaping.

symestreem · 06-22-2006, 06:50 PM

Gandalf: I am the decomposing beetles that turned the banana peel into dirt before the thief could slip.

Alcarillo · 06-22-2006, 07:01 PM

Saruman: I am the rain that turns the dirt into slippery mud.

Diamond18 · 06-22-2006, 08:20 PM

Gandalf: I am the drought that stops the rain.

The Elf-warrior · 06-22-2006, 09:21 PM

Saruman: I am a cloud-seeding airplane!

Valesse · 06-22-2006, 09:53 PM

Gandalf: I am the malfunctioning apparatus which activates the a chemical release inside the airplane.

The Elf-warrior · 06-22-2006, 10:04 PM

Saruman: I am the professionalism of the crew!

Farael · 06-22-2006, 10:11 PM

Gandalf: Or lack thereof

The Elf-warrior · 06-22-2006, 10:17 PM

Saruman: I am their successful crash-landing!

mormegil · 06-22-2006, 10:20 PM

Gandalf: I am the pedantic who points out that only Eagles and Fell Beasts are the only way to fly in Middle-earth, not airplanes.

Alcarillo · 06-22-2006, 11:42 PM

Saruman: I am the Wright brothers, magically transported to Middle-earth to mass-produce their new airplane.

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-23-2006, 03:01 AM

Gandalf: I am the Balrog who scares them off and eats all the airplanes.

The Only Real Estel · 06-23-2006, 09:18 AM

Saruman: "I am the special stomach-irritating coating that the Wright brother's used on their airplanes - driving the Balrog away & bringing the brothers back."

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-23-2006, 09:30 AM

Gandalf: I am the Special stuff that heals the stomach pains.

Lhunardawen · 06-23-2006, 10:01 AM

Saruman: I am the Bio geek who is always right and says that the special stuff catalyzes the action of digestive enzymes, which end up digesting the stomach itself. Pain galore!

(Willow, is it just me, or are you always hungry when you post in this thread?

)

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-23-2006, 10:09 AM

Gandalf: I am the bully that beats up the geek!

Alcarillo · 06-23-2006, 05:00 PM

Saruman: I am the geek's older brother, who beats up the bully!

mormegil · 06-23-2006, 05:19 PM

Gandalf: I am the shoddy pant support that causes the older brother to accidentally uncloak before the attack thus it never happened.

Alcarillo · 06-23-2006, 05:23 PM

Saruman: I am the shoddy pant support that causes the bully to accidentally uncloak before his attack, thus it never happened.

Oddwen · 06-23-2006, 08:12 PM

Gandalf: I am the competition of the shoddy pant support maker, who puts out a better product and them out of business.

Gurthang · 06-23-2006, 08:39 PM

Saruman: I am the overzealous government, who steps in to keep the competition from monopolizing the pant support market.

The Only Real Estel · 06-23-2006, 10:00 PM

Gandalf: "I am the ACLU (American Civil "Liberties" Union) or another country's equivalent of it, & I levy a massive lawsuit against the overzealous government on the grounds that the older brother & bully should both be able to purchase shoddy products and thus uncloak if they want to."

Diamond18 · 06-23-2006, 10:33 PM

Saruman: I am the nitpick who points out that pants and cloaks are not even the same thing.

Alcarillo · 06-23-2006, 10:46 PM

Gandalf: I am the maker of the new Pant-o-Cloak, the marvelous new legwear that doubles as a cloak!

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-24-2006, 12:52 AM

Saruman: I am the unexplained fire that burns them all at the factory.

The Elf-warrior · 06-24-2006, 08:37 AM

Gandalf: I am the fire insurance that pays for the damages!

The Only Real Estel · 06-24-2006, 11:06 AM

Saruman: "I am the underpaid workers that go on strike, refusing to remake the product."

The Elf-warrior · 06-24-2006, 04:36 PM

Gandalf: I am the scabs you get the factory back on it's feet!

06-22-2006, 03:35 PM	#121
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Saruman: I am the Barrow Wight hiding behind the door. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

06-22-2006, 03:40 PM	#122
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,651	Gandalf: I am the bucket of glue precariously hanging on the door so when it's opened it falls on your head. __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

06-22-2006, 04:09 PM	#124
Kuruharan Regal Dwarven Shade Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: A Remote Dwarven Hold Posts: 3,593	Gandalf: I am the Grand Pooba of Farawayistan who imposes prohibitive import duties on the bucket of glue. __________________ ...finding a path that cannot be found, walking a road that cannot be seen, climbing a ladder that was never placed, or reading a paragraph that has no...

06-22-2006, 04:17 PM	#126
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Gandalf: I am the policeman that catches the smugglers. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

06-22-2006, 04:21 PM	#127
Kuruharan Regal Dwarven Shade Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: A Remote Dwarven Hold Posts: 3,593	Saruman: I am the bribe that releases the smugglers. __________________ ...finding a path that cannot be found, walking a road that cannot be seen, climbing a ladder that was never placed, or reading a paragraph that has no...

06-22-2006, 04:15 PM	#125
Alcarillo Shadow of the Past Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Minas Mor-go Posts: 1,007	Saruman: I am the smuggler who smuggles the bucket of glue into Farawayistan.

06-22-2006, 04:45 PM	#128
Diamond18 Eidolon of a Took Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: my own private fantasy world Posts: 3,460	Gandalf: I am the counterfeit money which was used for the bribe and negates the deal. __________________ All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.

06-22-2006, 05:26 PM	#129
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,651	Saruman: I'm the idiot shop keep who took the money even though it was counterfeit thus making the bribe worhtwhile. __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

06-22-2006, 06:17 PM	#130
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Gandalf: I am the thief who robs the store, taking with me the counterfeit coins. __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

06-22-2006, 06:34 PM	#131
Alcarillo Shadow of the Past Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Minas Mor-go Posts: 1,007	Saruman: I am another policeman who catches the thief.

06-22-2006, 06:35 PM	#132
Roa_Aoife Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Someday, I'll rule all of it. Posts: 1,696	Gandalf: I am the master thief who also happens to be an escape artist, and so cannot be captured. __________________ We can't all be Roas* when it comes to analysing...* -Lommy I didn't say you're evil, Roa, I said you're exasperating. -Nerwen

06-22-2006, 06:37 PM	#133
Alcarillo Shadow of the Past Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Minas Mor-go Posts: 1,007	Saruman: I am the banana peel the thief slips on while escaping.

06-22-2006, 06:50 PM	#134
symestreem Face in the Water Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 728	Gandalf: I am the decomposing beetles that turned the banana peel into dirt before the thief could slip. __________________ A Gandalf-uncloaking-free zone.

06-22-2006, 07:01 PM	#135
Alcarillo Shadow of the Past Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Minas Mor-go Posts: 1,007	Saruman: I am the rain that turns the dirt into slippery mud.

06-22-2006, 08:20 PM	#136
Diamond18 Eidolon of a Took Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: my own private fantasy world Posts: 3,460	Gandalf: I am the drought that stops the rain. __________________ All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.

06-22-2006, 09:21 PM	#137
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Saruman: I am a cloud-seeding airplane! __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

06-22-2006, 09:53 PM	#138
Valesse Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: \|Away Posts: 614	Gandalf: I am the malfunctioning apparatus which activates the a chemical release inside the airplane. __________________ "Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, 'egges' or 'eyren'?" - Caxton, Eneydos

06-22-2006, 10:04 PM	#139
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Saruman: I am the professionalism of the crew! __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

06-22-2006, 10:11 PM	#140
Farael Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In hospitals, call rooms and (rarely) my apartment. Posts: 1,538	Gandalf: Or lack thereof __________________ I prepared Explosive Runes this morning.

06-22-2006, 10:17 PM	#141
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Saruman: I am their successful crash-landing! __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

06-22-2006, 10:20 PM	#142
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,651	Gandalf: I am the pedantic who points out that only Eagles and Fell Beasts are the only way to fly in Middle-earth, not airplanes. __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

06-22-2006, 11:42 PM	#143
Alcarillo Shadow of the Past Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Minas Mor-go Posts: 1,007	Saruman: I am the Wright brothers, magically transported to Middle-earth to mass-produce their new airplane.

06-23-2006, 03:01 AM	#144
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Gandalf: I am the Balrog who scares them off and eats all the airplanes. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

06-23-2006, 09:18 AM	#145
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Saruman: "I am the special stomach-irritating coating that the Wright brother's used on their airplanes - driving the Balrog away & bringing the brothers back."

06-23-2006, 09:30 AM	#146
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Gandalf: I am the Special stuff that heals the stomach pains. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

06-23-2006, 10:01 AM	#147
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,538	Saruman: I am the Bio geek who is always right and says that the special stuff catalyzes the action of digestive enzymes, which end up digesting the stomach itself. Pain galore! (Willow, is it just me, or are you always hungry when you post in this thread? )

06-23-2006, 10:09 AM	#148
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Gandalf: I am the bully that beats up the geek! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

06-23-2006, 05:00 PM	#149
Alcarillo Shadow of the Past Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Minas Mor-go Posts: 1,007	Saruman: I am the geek's older brother, who beats up the bully!

06-23-2006, 05:19 PM	#150
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,651	Gandalf: I am the shoddy pant support that causes the older brother to accidentally uncloak before the attack thus it never happened. __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.” Last edited by mormegil; 06-23-2006 at 08:53 PM.

06-23-2006, 05:23 PM	#151
Alcarillo Shadow of the Past Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Minas Mor-go Posts: 1,007	Saruman: I am the shoddy pant support that causes the bully to accidentally uncloak before his attack, thus it never happened.

06-23-2006, 08:12 PM	#152
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Gandalf: I am the competition of the shoddy pant support maker, who puts out a better product and them out of business. __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

06-23-2006, 08:39 PM	#153
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Saruman: I am the overzealous government, who steps in to keep the competition from monopolizing the pant support market. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

06-23-2006, 10:00 PM	#154
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Gandalf: "I am the ACLU (American Civil "Liberties" Union) or another country's equivalent of it, & I levy a massive lawsuit against the overzealous government on the grounds that the older brother & bully should both be able to purchase shoddy products and thus uncloak if they want to."

06-23-2006, 10:33 PM	#155
Diamond18 Eidolon of a Took Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: my own private fantasy world Posts: 3,460	Saruman: I am the nitpick who points out that pants and cloaks are not even the same thing. __________________ All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.

06-23-2006, 10:46 PM	#156
Alcarillo Shadow of the Past Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Minas Mor-go Posts: 1,007	Gandalf: I am the maker of the new Pant-o-Cloak, the marvelous new legwear that doubles as a cloak!