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Farael · 12-16-2005, 12:08 AM

Unfortunately the original Mt. Doom was still there and Bart was not sure which of the two Mt. Dooms to climb

Meneltarmacil · 12-16-2005, 04:53 AM

Fortunately, the alien-eating dog pointed out the correct one.

Rune Son of Bjarne · 12-16-2005, 07:28 AM

Unfortunately, he climbed the wrong mount doom, just because he could.

Thinlómien · 12-16-2005, 07:37 AM

Fortunately, the false Mount Doom was inhabitated by a friendly ogre who told Bart that he was on the wrong mountain.

Eonwe · 12-16-2005, 07:59 AM

Unfortunatley, this didn't stop him. in fact, he killed that friendly oger and continued on his merry way, just because he could!

Hookbill the Goomba · 12-16-2005, 08:46 AM

Fortunately, he noticed that Sauron hadn't removed the wheels from Mount Doom yet and so he went to investigate.

Captain Grishnahk · 12-16-2005, 11:06 AM

Unfortunatly, he finds his butterfingers and tosses the ring aside. The ring magically floats all the way to the Misty Mountains...

"PRECIOUS!!!"

Meneltarmacil · 12-16-2005, 01:40 PM

Fortunately, Gollum was bitten by a poisonous snake while he was reaching for the Ring.

Boromir88 · 12-16-2005, 01:44 PM

Unfortunately, Gollum had already been bitten by this same snake, meaning he was now immune to it's poison.

Glirdan · 12-16-2005, 03:08 PM

Fortunately, he died at that precise minute.

Eonwe · 12-16-2005, 03:29 PM

unfortunatley, an orc-child picked it up at that exact second and slipped it on.

Captain Grishnahk · 12-16-2005, 04:57 PM

Fortunatly the orc child was afraid of intence weather and dark greyish conditions, took off the Ring and chunked it into a nearby river; not caring much for the scary thing.

Glirdan · 12-16-2005, 09:37 PM

Unfortunately, this started the whole epidemic "The Lord of The Rings" once again.

Meneltarmacil · 12-16-2005, 10:03 PM

Fortunately, Gandalf stole Mount Zoom, picked up Frodo, and drove the mountain to where the Ring was in order to speed up the process of destroying it.

Hookbill the Goomba · 12-17-2005, 02:07 AM

Unfortunately, Mount Zoom had a flat tire and the Orc mechanic gave them one of those deep intakes of breath through his teeth. Gandalf knew this would be expensive.

Eonwe · 12-17-2005, 06:36 AM

Fortunatley, Gandalf realized that they were already at Mt. Doom when tehy got the flat, so the fried teh Orc mechanic, just as he was starting the transmition overhaul.

Glirdan · 12-17-2005, 09:04 AM

Unfortunately, they accidentally rehired that same orc mechanic.

Rune Son of Bjarne · 12-17-2005, 09:48 AM

Fortunatley, it was found out that the orc mechanic was not a member of a union and therefor he was killed with a hammer.

Tuor in Gondolin · 12-17-2005, 09:58 AM

Unfortunately the orc mechanic had a ravidly
feminist girlfriend who, upset with the male
dominant ethos in Middle-earth, decided to prove
that women (orcs) can make a difference,
and undertook to finish her ex (deceased)
boyfriend's job.

Eonwe · 12-17-2005, 10:35 AM

Fortunatley, she wasn't part of a union and was killed by a hammer too.

Captain Grishnahk · 12-17-2005, 12:15 PM

LOL!!!

Unfortunatly the hammar only made her mad. And (like all females {orcs}) blew her top and began chasing after Gandalf and Frodo away from Mt. Doom until they came to the Shire where she was killed by Tom Bombadill. Now the LOTR had to start over...

Hookbill the Goomba · 12-17-2005, 12:25 PM

Fortunately, Frodo discovered that he had got some rope tied to his foot and he had been towing Mount Z/Doom along all this time.

Glirdan · 12-17-2005, 12:26 PM

Unfortunately, Frodo was actually Sauron in disguise.

Captain Grishnahk · 12-17-2005, 12:32 PM

Fortunatly Sauron did not know this.

The 1,000 Reader · 12-17-2005, 12:32 PM

Fortunately, the rope could not be broken or untied.

Eonwe · 12-17-2005, 08:51 PM

Unfortunately, Sauron (who i believe is currently disguised as Frodo) fastioned the rope into his most deadly weapon yet: the lasso!

Valesse · 12-18-2005, 12:55 AM

Fortunately most of the Shire already that by holding your hand up at eye level you can easily stop a lasso-enduced attack.

Farael · 12-18-2005, 02:09 AM

Unfortunately Tom Bombadil did not know this and he was caught by the lasso.... and he had never been caught before so this first time was too terrible for him to endure and he run all the way to Valinor.... crying

Roa_Aoife · 12-18-2005, 09:54 AM

Fortunately, Sauron was dragged along behind Tom (being still attached to the lasso) and Middle Earth was safe.

Captain Grishnahk · 12-18-2005, 10:02 AM

Unfortunatly Gandalf still thought Sauron to be Frodo, so he pulled Sauron, Tom, and evil back into Middle Earth.

Eonwe · 12-18-2005, 12:25 PM

Fortunatley, in Sauron's absence, Frodo had disguised himself as Sauron, and was ruling Mordor in a very orderly way.

Captain Grishnahk · 12-18-2005, 12:56 PM

Unfortunatly, Gandalf (still beleiving the disguised mayhem) thought Frodo to have turned evil, and abandoned the good side and became friends with Saruman because of Sauron's good deeds.

Tuor in Gondolin · 12-19-2005, 10:32 AM

Fortunately, Radagast revealed himself as the
rightful leader of the Istari and got the blue
wizards to pack off Saruman and Gandalf
to Aman, where they were in sooo much trouble!

Valier · 12-19-2005, 12:00 PM

Unfortunately they escaped on Shadowfax and were gone from sight.

Boromir88 · 12-19-2005, 02:48 PM

Fortunately Shadowfax, though fast, could not out run the Nazgul on their Fellbeasts (who had now suddenly turned good), and they scooped up Saruman and Gandalf to fly them to Aman.

Farael · 12-19-2005, 03:02 PM

Unfortunately the fell beasts got hungry and they started nibbling at Gandalf's leg to pass the time until supper.

Hookbill the Goomba · 12-19-2005, 03:03 PM

Fortunately, Gandalf threatened to uncloak!

Farael · 12-19-2005, 03:05 PM

Very Unfortunately the fell beasts figured they'd get reach to better meat if he did, so told him they did not care.

Hookbill the Goomba · 12-19-2005, 03:17 PM

Fortunately, Manwe decided to weld Gandalf's cloak to his skin.

Meneltarmacil · 12-19-2005, 03:20 PM

Unfortunately, the welding process caused Gandalf to catch fire and burn to a crisp.

12-16-2005, 12:08 AM	#2601
Farael Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In hospitals, call rooms and (rarely) my apartment. Posts: 1,538	Unfortunately the original Mt. Doom was still there and Bart was not sure which of the two Mt. Dooms to climb Last edited by Farael; 12-16-2005 at 12:09 AM. Reason: BART not FRODO

12-16-2005, 04:53 AM	#2602
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, the alien-eating dog pointed out the correct one. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

12-16-2005, 07:37 AM	#2604
Thinlómien Shady She-Penguin Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a far land beyond the Sea Posts: 8,093	Fortunately, the false Mount Doom was inhabitated by a friendly ogre who told Bart that he was on the wrong mountain. __________________ Like the stars chase the sun, over the glowing hill I will conquer Blood is running deep, some things never sleep Double Fenris

12-16-2005, 07:59 AM	#2605
Eonwe Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In a world grown ever smaller. Posts: 678	Unfortunatley, this didn't stop him. in fact, he killed that friendly oger and continued on his merry way, just because he could! __________________ I've got bridge club on Wednesday, Archery on Thursday, Dancing on a Friday night!

12-16-2005, 08:46 AM	#2606
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, he noticed that Sauron hadn't removed the wheels from Mount Doom yet and so he went to investigate. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

12-16-2005, 11:06 AM	#2607
Captain Grishnahk Wight Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 106	Unfortunatly, he finds his butterfingers and tosses the ring aside. The ring magically floats all the way to the Misty Mountains... "PRECIOUS!!!" __________________ "Faithless is he who says farewell when the road darkens." --J.R.R. Tolkien

12-16-2005, 01:40 PM	#2608
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, Gollum was bitten by a poisonous snake while he was reaching for the Ring. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

12-16-2005, 01:44 PM	#2609
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,521	Unfortunately, Gollum had already been bitten by this same snake, meaning he was now immune to it's poison. __________________ Fenris Penguin

12-16-2005, 03:08 PM	#2610
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fortunately, he died at that precise minute. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

12-16-2005, 03:29 PM	#2611
Eonwe Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In a world grown ever smaller. Posts: 678	unfortunatley, an orc-child picked it up at that exact second and slipped it on. __________________ I've got bridge club on Wednesday, Archery on Thursday, Dancing on a Friday night!

12-16-2005, 04:57 PM	#2612
Captain Grishnahk Wight Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 106	Fortunatly the orc child was afraid of intence weather and dark greyish conditions, took off the Ring and chunked it into a nearby river; not caring much for the scary thing. __________________ "Faithless is he who says farewell when the road darkens." --J.R.R. Tolkien

12-16-2005, 09:37 PM	#2613
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Unfortunately, this started the whole epidemic "The Lord of The Rings" once again. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

12-16-2005, 10:03 PM	#2614
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, Gandalf stole Mount Zoom, picked up Frodo, and drove the mountain to where the Ring was in order to speed up the process of destroying it. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

12-17-2005, 02:07 AM	#2615
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, Mount Zoom had a flat tire and the Orc mechanic gave them one of those deep intakes of breath through his teeth. Gandalf knew this would be expensive. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

12-17-2005, 06:36 AM	#2616
Eonwe Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In a world grown ever smaller. Posts: 678	Fortunatley, Gandalf realized that they were already at Mt. Doom when tehy got the flat, so the fried teh Orc mechanic, just as he was starting the transmition overhaul. __________________ I've got bridge club on Wednesday, Archery on Thursday, Dancing on a Friday night!

12-17-2005, 09:04 AM	#2617
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Unfortunately, they accidentally rehired that same orc mechanic. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

12-17-2005, 09:58 AM	#2619
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately the orc mechanic had a ravidly feminist girlfriend who, upset with the male dominant ethos in Middle-earth, decided to prove that women (orcs) can make a difference, and undertook to finish her ex (deceased) boyfriend's job. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

12-17-2005, 10:35 AM	#2620
Eonwe Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In a world grown ever smaller. Posts: 678	Fortunatley, she wasn't part of a union and was killed by a hammer too. __________________ I've got bridge club on Wednesday, Archery on Thursday, Dancing on a Friday night!

12-17-2005, 12:15 PM	#2621
Captain Grishnahk Wight Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 106	LOL!!! Unfortunatly the hammar only made her mad. And (like all females {orcs}) blew her top and began chasing after Gandalf and Frodo away from Mt. Doom until they came to the Shire where she was killed by Tom Bombadill. Now the LOTR had to start over... __________________ "Faithless is he who says farewell when the road darkens." --J.R.R. Tolkien

12-17-2005, 12:25 PM	#2622
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, Frodo discovered that he had got some rope tied to his foot and he had been towing Mount Z/Doom along all this time. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

12-17-2005, 12:26 PM	#2623
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Unfortunately, Frodo was actually Sauron in disguise. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

12-17-2005, 12:32 PM	#2624
Captain Grishnahk Wight Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 106	Fortunatly Sauron did not know this. __________________ "Faithless is he who says farewell when the road darkens." --J.R.R. Tolkien

12-17-2005, 12:32 PM	#2625
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Fortunately, the rope could not be broken or untied. __________________ "And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains

12-17-2005, 08:51 PM	#2626
Eonwe Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In a world grown ever smaller. Posts: 678	Unfortunately, Sauron (who i believe is currently disguised as Frodo) fastioned the rope into his most deadly weapon yet: the lasso! __________________ I've got bridge club on Wednesday, Archery on Thursday, Dancing on a Friday night!

12-18-2005, 12:55 AM	#2627
Valesse Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: \|Away Posts: 614	Fortunately most of the Shire already that by holding your hand up at eye level you can easily stop a lasso-enduced attack. __________________ "Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, 'egges' or 'eyren'?" - Caxton, Eneydos

12-18-2005, 02:09 AM	#2628
Farael Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In hospitals, call rooms and (rarely) my apartment. Posts: 1,538	Unfortunately Tom Bombadil did not know this and he was caught by the lasso.... and he had never been caught before so this first time was too terrible for him to endure and he run all the way to Valinor.... crying

12-18-2005, 09:54 AM	#2629
Roa_Aoife Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Someday, I'll rule all of it. Posts: 1,696	Fortunately, Sauron was dragged along behind Tom (being still attached to the lasso) and Middle Earth was safe. __________________ We can't all be Roas* when it comes to analysing...* -Lommy I didn't say you're evil, Roa, I said you're exasperating. -Nerwen

12-18-2005, 10:02 AM	#2630
Captain Grishnahk Wight Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 106	Unfortunatly Gandalf still thought Sauron to be Frodo, so he pulled Sauron, Tom, and evil back into Middle Earth. __________________ "Faithless is he who says farewell when the road darkens." --J.R.R. Tolkien

12-18-2005, 12:25 PM	#2631
Eonwe Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In a world grown ever smaller. Posts: 678	Fortunatley, in Sauron's absence, Frodo had disguised himself as Sauron, and was ruling Mordor in a very orderly way. __________________ I've got bridge club on Wednesday, Archery on Thursday, Dancing on a Friday night!

12-18-2005, 12:56 PM	#2632
Captain Grishnahk Wight Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 106	Unfortunatly, Gandalf (still beleiving the disguised mayhem) thought Frodo to have turned evil, and abandoned the good side and became friends with Saruman because of Sauron's good deeds. __________________ "Faithless is he who says farewell when the road darkens." --J.R.R. Tolkien

12-19-2005, 10:32 AM	#2633
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Fortunately, Radagast revealed himself as the rightful leader of the Istari and got the blue wizards to pack off Saruman and Gandalf to Aman, where they were in sooo much trouble! __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

12-19-2005, 12:00 PM	#2634
Valier Twisted Taleswapper Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: somewhere between sanity and insanity Posts: 1,706	Unfortunately they escaped on Shadowfax and were gone from sight. __________________ grand return?........

12-19-2005, 02:48 PM	#2635
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,521	Fortunately Shadowfax, though fast, could not out run the Nazgul on their Fellbeasts (who had now suddenly turned good), and they scooped up Saruman and Gandalf to fly them to Aman. __________________ Fenris Penguin

12-19-2005, 03:02 PM	#2636
Farael Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In hospitals, call rooms and (rarely) my apartment. Posts: 1,538	Unfortunately the fell beasts got hungry and they started nibbling at Gandalf's leg to pass the time until supper.

12-19-2005, 03:03 PM	#2637
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, Gandalf threatened to uncloak! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...