Crazy Captions - Page 61 - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Nilpaurion Felagund · 02-19-2006, 07:36 AM

He tried to count the number of times Gandalf uncloaked.

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 02-19-2006, 09:05 AM

How did Elrond keep Bilbo out of trouble in Rivendell? By giving him a Magic Eye book.

OR

"Dear Diary, Elrond has stolen all my money and possessions: I'm wearing RAGS!"

Hookbill the Goomba · 02-19-2006, 09:20 AM

Bilbo: "And that is why Balrogs haven't got wings!" There, perfect.

OR

Bilbo: Ah! Elrond's secret formula for chocolate lembas!

Hookbill the Goomba · 02-21-2006, 03:12 AM

Eowyn: If you want to strangle me, move your hand down a couple of inches.

Aragorn: Oh. Sorry.

Eowyn: *chokes*

OR

Eowyn: What's with the green hand? You've been on the Barrow Downs haven't you? HAVEN'T YOU!?

Hookbill the Goomba · 02-23-2006, 04:11 AM

Pippin: Eeew! That new picture is disgusting!

Legolas: Should we tell Aragorn his head is on fire?

Gimli: No, let him find out by himself.

OR

Aragorn: Can I have some tape to stick this arm back on?

Nilpaurion Felagund · 02-23-2006, 04:29 AM

Aragorn: Look at that! Durin's Bane is flying towards us!

Gimli: Don't be absurd. Balrogs don't have wings. That's Gothmog on a winged steed.

Legolas: I think that's Tom Bombadil.

Gimli and Aragorn: Bombadil?! Are you crazy?!

Legolas: Yes, I think he's hang-gliding again today.

Gimli and Aragorn:

Hookbill the Goomba · 02-23-2006, 05:55 AM

Everyone was distracted by the HUGE pimple on Théoden’s nose, especially as it appeared to wiggle whenever Théoden breathed.

Aragorn: 0_0!

OR

Gimli wonders how long it will take Legolas to notice that he has stolen his bowstring.

narfforc · 02-23-2006, 06:05 AM

To defeat Sauron we will need more than luck fellows, said Aragorn

I have my Axe handy, said Gimli

I have a Bow in my hair, said Legolas

And have my Armee, said Aragorn, and don't call me Andy he added, looking at the dwarf.

Glirdan · 02-23-2006, 06:50 AM

Aragorn: Ok my friends, we need a plan!

Gimli: What do you have in mind??

Aragorn: We sneak up on him and tape his cloak to him.

Legolas: Hey! I know what to do!! We come up with a plan!!

Gimli and Legolas:

Hookbill the Goomba · 02-27-2006, 12:34 AM

This is why there were so few Ents. They did not camouflage because the forest was blue and they were green.

Estelyn Telcontar · 02-27-2006, 03:17 AM

Inspired by LMP's caption (and understood only by those who remember the first emaciated fashion model, back in the 60s):

Angry Twiggy: Look what having twins has done to my figure - I'll never be able to model again!

Nilpaurion Felagund · 02-27-2006, 05:22 AM

Too get rid of his extra 'baggage,' Treebeard went on a Hobbits-only diet.

littlemanpoet · 02-27-2006, 09:59 AM

Premonitions of 'Cool World' (shudder!)

OR

Next right: Strawberry Fields Forever.

Hookbill the Goomba · 02-27-2006, 10:07 AM

Pippin: Hay, Merry, you think we can smoke this?

Hookbill the Goomba · 02-28-2006, 12:49 AM

Pippin: Don't talk to it, Merry. Don’t encourage it!

Merry: It's only a new picture!

These new novelty air fresheners were all the rage in Gondor.

OR

Gandalf: Look, I'm sorry about the whole cloak thing. But is the straight jacket really necessary?

Farael · 02-28-2006, 01:29 AM

Gandalf: You shall not pass! Your squared, black and white new shape shall not fool me, PACKMAN!!!

narfforc · 02-28-2006, 03:01 AM

Gandalf: I know it's the 36th take, if the stupid Hobbit gets his lines wrong again, it will be Glamdring that takes his head off and not your silly little chopping device.

Gurthang · 02-28-2006, 08:13 AM

<insert your favorite uncloaking joke here>

OR

Gandalf: "I feel like... like I'm being watched."
Everyone looks away. (Except that one guy in the back.)

OR

Gandalf: *sigh* "Such a sad frame-rate. I was hoping for at least thirty frames per second."

OR

PJ: "Ian, I know you're going for the despairing hero look, but you seriously look like a homeless person wrapped up in a blanket!"

OR

Ian: *glances around to see who's looking* "Psst! You got the goods."
Guy with clapper: *nonchalantly hands Ian "the goods"* "Yeah. Here's your stuff."
Ian: "Great, I'll get ya the dough later."

JennyHallu · 02-28-2006, 08:32 AM

Ian: Mom, he's doing it again....

Nilpaurion Felagund · 03-01-2006, 06:22 PM

While on set, Gandalf glares at the costume desginer who invented a cloak with time-delay lock*.

__________________
*It will not open until the end of Arda.

THE Ka · 03-01-2006, 06:43 PM

Gandalf was never much into anachronisms on mondays...

~ Aesthete

The Only Real Estel · 03-01-2006, 08:06 PM

Gandalf models the newest extra long Gangsta Hoodie...

Hookbill the Goomba · 03-02-2006, 12:39 AM

Gandalf: What now?

Guy with clippie thing: New picture, take 36!

Aragorn: You know what I really hate? Horses! I hate them so much.... what?.... There’s a load behind me isn't there?

OR

Théoden just uncloaked Gandalf back!

Lalwendë · 03-02-2006, 02:56 AM

Aragorn: "Guys, hiding Arwen in amongst a bunch of lookalikes was really unfair you know..."

Lhunardawen · 03-02-2006, 03:33 AM

Aragorn: "What do you mean I'm blending perfectly with my background?"

Nilpaurion Felagund · 03-02-2006, 03:41 AM

Aragorn just watched Meduseld zoom off.

mormegil · 03-02-2006, 07:52 AM

Aragorn: wait, wait, wait, so what you're telling me is that it's good to wash my clothes?

or

Aragorn was master on the battlefield but in the class room he was less than adequate.

Aragorn: I don't get it! How do you get 4 apples by adding 2 and 2 together?

Nilpaurion Felagund · 03-02-2006, 07:09 PM

Aragorn just saw Éomer sporting a necklace that looked a lot like the Evenstar . . .

Éomer: Uh, this? Some elven chick I met at some party gave me this. Arrr, she's hot.

Beanamir of Gondor · 03-02-2006, 07:51 PM

Aragorn: Oh please. Oh please. Somebody please tell me that Eowyn is NOT encouraging Gandalf to---AHHH!!!*MY EYES!!!*

Nilpaurion Felagund · 03-02-2006, 07:57 PM

Aragorn: Is that Bombadil hang-gliding again . . . uncloaked?!

The Elf-warrior · 03-02-2006, 08:39 PM

Aragorn: "Horses in Rohan? Inconceivable!"

Gurthang · 03-02-2006, 10:39 PM

Aragron: "Arg! I'm so confused... Tell me again... Is this the Lord of the Rings set or the Hidalgo set?"

OR

PJ's rendition of The Ugly Duckling, called The Rather-Human-Looking Foal. (So PJ's not so great in the title-making department.)

OR

The ultimate switch. The Horses do the betting and Aragorn has to run the race.

Hookbill the Goomba · 03-05-2006, 02:51 PM

Boromir: This next one is called, "a new picture!"

Gollum: What do you mean, 'Move that tree'?

OR

Gollum: Master can stop looking for his pet rabbit now...

Meela · 03-05-2006, 03:26 PM

Gollum gets a whiff of an Ent's foot fungus.

Valesse · 03-05-2006, 04:13 PM

The Arbor Day advertising commitee was quickly running out of ideas...

Glirdan · 03-05-2006, 04:56 PM

Gollum attempts to resurect an old time favorite game...hide and seek.

or

Gollum attempts to resurect an old time favorite game..... head shrinking!!

littlemanpoet · 03-05-2006, 05:41 PM

Gollum: Oooooh, cooked rabbit, sssssss, we're going to be sssick, my preciousss.

OR

Gollum: These glassss eyesss hurts my head, precioussssss!

Nilpaurion Felagund · 03-06-2006, 04:52 AM

Scrat--I mean Gollum--continues to look for his hoard of fishies.

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 03-06-2006, 08:27 AM

Treebeard steps on Gollum's toes—loud profanities ensue.

Morsul the Dark · 03-06-2006, 08:32 AM

SMeagel(in quaint british accent):I do say this is quite distressing.
Gollum:I agree Old chap but we must continue to play dumb in order to lure those vulgar hobbitses....I mean hobbits into a false sense of security.

Sam:Where are you stinker?!

Gollum:here silly hobbitses must keep up yesssss...(whispers) bloody 'ell that voice is quite aggitating

02-19-2006, 07:36 AM	#1
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Why Bilbo looks old . . . He tried to count the number of times Gandalf uncloaked. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

02-19-2006, 09:05 AM	#2
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	How did Elrond keep Bilbo out of trouble in Rivendell? By giving him a Magic Eye book. OR "Dear Diary, Elrond has stolen all my money and possessions: I'm wearing RAGS!" __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

02-19-2006, 09:20 AM	#3
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Bilbo: "And that is why Balrogs haven't got wings!" There, perfect. OR Bilbo: Ah! Elrond's secret formula for chocolate lembas! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

02-21-2006, 03:12 AM	#4
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Eowyn: If you want to strangle me, move your hand down a couple of inches. Aragorn: Oh. Sorry. Eowyn: chokes OR Eowyn: What's with the green hand? You've been on the Barrow Downs haven't you? HAVEN'T YOU!? __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

02-23-2006, 04:11 AM	#5
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Pippin: Eeew! That new picture is disgusting! Legolas: Should we tell Aragorn his head is on fire? Gimli: No, let him find out by himself. OR Aragorn: Can I have some tape to stick this arm back on? __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

02-23-2006, 04:29 AM	#6
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Bwahaha! Aragorn: Look at that! Durin's Bane is flying towards us! Gimli: Don't be absurd. Balrogs don't have wings. That's Gothmog on a winged steed. Legolas: I think that's Tom Bombadil. Gimli and Aragorn: Bombadil?! Are you crazy?! Legolas: Yes, I think he's hang-gliding again today. Gimli and Aragorn: __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

02-23-2006, 05:55 AM	#7
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Everyone was distracted by the HUGE pimple on Théoden’s nose, especially as it appeared to wiggle whenever Théoden breathed. Aragorn: 0_0! OR Gimli wonders how long it will take Legolas to notice that he has stolen his bowstring. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

02-23-2006, 06:05 AM	#8
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	To defeat Sauron we will need more than luck fellows, said Aragorn I have my Axe handy, said Gimli I have a Bow in my hair, said Legolas And have my Armee, said Aragorn, and don't call me Andy he added, looking at the dwarf. __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

02-23-2006, 06:50 AM	#9
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Aragorn: Ok my friends, we need a plan! Gimli: What do you have in mind?? Aragorn: We sneak up on him and tape his cloak to him. Legolas: Hey! I know what to do!! We come up with a plan!! Gimli and Legolas: __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

02-27-2006, 12:34 AM	#10
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	This is why there were so few Ents. They did not camouflage because the forest was blue and they were green. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

02-27-2006, 03:17 AM	#11
Estelyn Telcontar Princess of Skwerlz Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: where the Sea is eastwards (WtR: 6060 miles) Posts: 7,500	Inspired by LMP's caption (and understood only by those who remember the first emaciated fashion model, back in the 60s): Angry Twiggy: Look what having twins has done to my figure - I'll never be able to model again! __________________ 'Mercy!' cried Gandalf. 'If the giving of information is to be the cure of your inquisitiveness, I shall spend all the rest of my days in answering you. What more do you want to know?' 'The whole history of Middle-earth...'

02-27-2006, 05:22 AM	#12
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Nutrition. Too get rid of his extra 'baggage,' Treebeard went on a Hobbits-only diet. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

02-27-2006, 09:59 AM	#13
littlemanpoet Itinerant Songster Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: The Edge of Faerie Posts: 7,066	Premonitions of 'Cool World' (shudder!) OR Next right: Strawberry Fields Forever.

02-27-2006, 10:07 AM	#14
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Pippin: Hay, Merry, you think we can smoke this? __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

02-28-2006, 12:49 AM	#15
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Pippin: Don't talk to it, Merry. Don’t encourage it! Merry: It's only a new picture! These new novelty air fresheners were all the rage in Gondor. OR Gandalf: Look, I'm sorry about the whole cloak thing. But is the straight jacket really necessary? __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

02-28-2006, 01:29 AM	#16
Farael Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In hospitals, call rooms and (rarely) my apartment. Posts: 1,538	Gandalf: You shall not pass! Your squared, black and white new shape shall not fool me, PACKMAN!!! __________________ I prepared Explosive Runes this morning.

02-28-2006, 03:01 AM	#17
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	Gandalf: I know it's the 36th take, if the stupid Hobbit gets his lines wrong again, it will be Glamdring that takes his head off and not your silly little chopping device. __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

02-28-2006, 08:13 AM	#18
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	<insert your favorite uncloaking joke here> OR Gandalf: "I feel like... like I'm being watched." Everyone looks away. (Except that one guy in the back.) OR Gandalf: sigh "Such a sad frame-rate. I was hoping for at least thirty frames per second." OR PJ: "Ian, I know you're going for the despairing hero look, but you seriously look like a homeless person wrapped up in a blanket!" OR Ian: glances around to see who's looking "Psst! You got the goods." Guy with clapper: nonchalantly hands Ian "the goods" "Yeah. Here's your stuff." Ian: "Great, I'll get ya the dough later." __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

02-28-2006, 08:32 AM	#19
JennyHallu The Pearl, The Lily Maid Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: In my luxury Barrow, snuggled up in a pile of satin pillows, eating fresh fruit. Posts: 1,628	Ian: Mom, he's doing it again.... __________________ <=== Lookee, lookee, lots of IM handles!

03-01-2006, 06:22 PM	#20
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Almost an uncloaking joke. Almost. While on set, Gandalf glares at the costume desginer who invented a cloak with time-delay lock. __________________ It will not open until the end of Arda. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

03-01-2006, 06:43 PM	#21
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	Gandalf was never much into anachronisms on mondays... ~ Aesthete __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

03-01-2006, 08:06 PM	#22
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Gandalf models the newest extra long Gangsta Hoodie...

03-02-2006, 12:39 AM	#23
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	News! Gandalf: What now? Guy with clippie thing: New picture, take 36! Aragorn: You know what I really hate? Horses! I hate them so much.... what?.... There’s a load behind me isn't there? OR Théoden just uncloaked Gandalf back! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

03-02-2006, 02:56 AM	#24
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Aragorn: "Guys, hiding Arwen in amongst a bunch of lookalikes was really unfair you know..." __________________ Gordon's alive!

03-02-2006, 03:33 AM	#25
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,538	Aragorn: "What do you mean I'm blending perfectly with my background?"

03-02-2006, 03:41 AM	#26
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Wheels! Aragorn just watched Meduseld zoom off. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

03-02-2006, 07:52 AM	#27
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,651	Aragorn: wait, wait, wait, so what you're telling me is that it's good to wash my clothes? or Aragorn was master on the battlefield but in the class room he was less than adequate. Aragorn: I don't get it! How do you get 4 apples by adding 2 and 2 together? __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

03-02-2006, 07:09 PM	#28
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Uh-oh. Aragorn just saw Éomer sporting a necklace that looked a lot like the Evenstar . . . Éomer: Uh, this? Some elven chick I met at some party gave me this. Arrr, she's hot. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

03-02-2006, 07:51 PM	#29
Beanamir of Gondor Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: the Shadow Gallery Posts: 276	Aragorn: Oh please. Oh please. Somebody please tell me that Eowyn is NOT encouraging Gandalf to---AHHH!!!MY EYES!!! __________________ The answer to life is no longer 42. It's 4 8 15 16 23... 42. "I only lent you my body; you lent me your dream."

03-02-2006, 07:57 PM	#30
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	More cloaks fall off. Aragorn: Is that Bombadil hang-gliding again . . . uncloaked?! __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

03-02-2006, 08:39 PM	#31
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Aragorn: "Horses in Rohan? Inconceivable!" __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

03-02-2006, 10:39 PM	#32
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Aragron: "Arg! I'm so confused... Tell me again... Is this the Lord of the Rings set or the Hidalgo set?" OR PJ's rendition of The Ugly Duckling, called The Rather-Human-Looking Foal. (So PJ's not so great in the title-making department.) OR The ultimate switch. The Horses do the betting and Aragorn has to run the race. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

03-05-2006, 02:51 PM	#33
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Boromir: This next one is called, "a new picture!" Gollum: What do you mean, 'Move that tree'? OR Gollum: Master can stop looking for his pet rabbit now... __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

03-05-2006, 03:26 PM	#34
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	Gollum gets a whiff of an Ent's foot fungus. __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

03-05-2006, 04:13 PM	#35
Valesse Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: \|Away Posts: 614	The Arbor Day advertising commitee was quickly running out of ideas... __________________ "Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, 'egges' or 'eyren'?" - Caxton, Eneydos