Turning the drama funny

[Blue Elf]

My friend and I saw The Two Towers one too many times, and with our commentary, we turned the whole movie into a mad house...this is what the characters SHOULD have been saying:

(scene in Gondor with the Nazgul and Frodo; Frodo is offering the Ring to the Nazgul)
Frodo: $15!! That's the final price!!
Nazgul: No...I want it for $12!!
Frodo: $13!! That's my last offer!!
Nazgul: $12!!!!!!
Frodo: NOOOO!!!!!

(P.S. this is my first time at a forum, so sorry if this is all wrong-ish)

More theories:
There has to be a dramatic drowning scene once in each movie...
First: Sam as he chases after Frodo during the breaking of the Fellowship (I always pictured that to be funny in the book!!)
Second: Frodo dramatically drowning in the dead marshes. Dramatically, again.

Anyone else got any mad theories or what people should have said? Be mroe than obliged to hear. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]