Just for fun - If people in Middle Earth wore t-shirts, What would they say?

[Ren the Unclean]

If you were a character in LOTR, and if people in Middle Earth wore t-shirts with slogans, what would yours say?


If I were a Maia living among elves or men, I'd want a t-shirt that read,

"Ask me about the Ainulindalë"



Suppose the nine Nazgûl had t-shirts (in black, of course) that read,

"Servant of Sauron"

and Sauron had one, almost the same, that read,

"Servant of Melkor"



Frodo would have this one, (this is actually a real t-shirt design)

I was …
chased from my house,
stabbed by a wraith,
assaulted by a mutant octopus,
speared by a troll,
stalked by a creepy little man,
drawn into a corpse-filled swamp,
poisoned by a giant spider,
rendered unconscious …
I even lost my Ring,
And all I got was this lousy tshirt



And if I were any randomly selected hobbit, mine would be: (this is also a real t-shirt design)

The Prancing Pony Inn

Bree