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06-29-2004, 12:49 PM
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Animated Skeleton
Join Date: Jun 2004
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To: Santa... From: People of Middle-earth
ok, i hope no one did this, but just imagine Middle-earth at Christmas. Snow everywhere, the cold weather setting in, and Christmas on it's way.
*What would any LotR character ask Santa for christmas? (this may get some laughs) |
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09-30-2004, 06:22 PM
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Laconic Loreman
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: USA
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They just keep coming, lol, here's another one I thought of.
Beregond-Santa, I would like a Faramir doll, to put in my Faramir shrine, with all my other Faramir statuettes and items. |
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10-01-2004, 01:45 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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Balrog:
Dear lord Santa I would like some suntan lotion, not for me, or all my mates who come to visit, they can’t stand the heat! Yours ect, ect The Balrog of Moria.
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10-23-2004, 12:07 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: As with the flygja
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10-23-2004, 12:28 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: As with the flygja
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Before we forget...
here's some of me' own.
Radagast: Dear santa, Even though i've asked this every year but, could you possibly give me more showtime in the book? I mean, look, my birds get more time than i do! Please consider this simple request. P.S. Oh, yes, before i forget the eagles said they would like some lovely raindeer meat. (I swear, i will make sure they don't eat rudolph again. Seriously, i know how hard it is to find a raindeer with a glowing red nose and can talk, sing, ect.) - Radagast Boromir: Dear santa, I only have three simple request. One, to be the ONE and ONLY Disco-King. Two, could you give my dad secretively a sadative? He is constantly parading me around and it's getting into a conflict with my self-taught disco classes (Can you believe that no one else in this city knows about saturday night fever!). And three, well, this isn't really like the other two but, could you possibly take your raindeer and kill off any opposers that might attack me when i become king? Oh thankyou, thankyou, Santa! P.S. Um... yah. that last request, make sure you don't kill my brother. you can make him court musician though.  thanks again santa. you're the best!- Boromir
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Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni? |
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06-29-2004, 07:26 PM
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Maniacal Mage
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side!
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Legolas: Yay! I got an Lothlorien bow! What ?!? No arrows!! Thanks a lot Santa!
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'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.' |
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06-30-2004, 02:30 AM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: The Encircling Sea, deciding which ship to ruin next...could be yours.
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Sauron:
"The only thing i want for Christmas, is the whole of Middle Earth, if not, I'd settle for a nice new pair of boxers, the ones i am currently in give me a mega wedgie and are really making me a grumpy guy!!!"
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06-30-2004, 10:14 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Jun 2004
Posts: 92
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Sauron: Santa, I want some Visine. My eye is really getting dry! Or how about an eyelid so I can blink? I'll settle for total domination of Middle Earth as well. Pleeeeeaaaase can I have domintion of earth? I wan' it, I wan' it, I wan' it!
Arwen: Dear Santa, I want my necklace back. |
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06-30-2004, 10:40 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Where young people go to retire
Posts: 709
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Santa's Elves!?
An Orc: Yo Santa dude!
I've always wanted one of those...um whatyamacallit things, oh yeah a brain!! Gollum: I'd like my preciousss back from those nasssty hobbitses. I promise I won't be naughty! No I don't! Yessss I do! No I don't....
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06-30-2004, 06:31 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Jun 2003
Posts: 131
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Sauron: Dear Santa,
Since I don`t have any... All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth! Grima Wormtongue: Dear Santa, I want a girl-friend for Christmas! Legolas: Dear Santa, I want brush, and some shampoo, and some eye-shadow, and some lipstick, and a lolipop, and a pony! Gimli: Dear Santa, I want some scissors and some conditioner. Oh! and one hair from your head! Strider: Dear Santa, All I want is soap for Christmas. |
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