[Hookbill the Goomba]

Prison guard, Blind Guardian, was amused by all of this shouting and decided to share her feelings with the world. So, she went to the high court and painted this in a judge’s backside…

Originally Posted by Blind Guardian

Laurinque was a pencil pusher at this court. When she saw the painted face there was no option but to sue the entire city for the offense it caused. Her opening statement was this…

Originally Posted by Laurinque

Incarcerated, the five mini passerine Gollums daydream of Galadriel while Hookbill demonstrates his deep love for Sauron by throwing wine at passing clouds.

Nogrod was the court artist. He drew many things. When he heard Laurinque say this stuff he chopped his own nose off and made it explode, creating this picture on the table…

Originally Posted by Nogrod

Pitchwife was the court CON artist. He managed to swindle his way off with the table in question and sell it on not only the black market, but also the blue market and the pink market. His best selling technique was to yell this at the top of his lungs…

Originally Posted by Pitchwife

Adored by lovesick pigeons, Quasimodo the Omega Man lets Peter Jackson's evil spirit out of the bottle again

Diamond was selling coal on the blue market when she heard this craziness. Her best response was to strangle Pitch and then cut off all his hair. She arranged the clippings into this pattern…

Originally Posted by Diamond

Loslote was forced to sweep them up by order of her boss. The work was horrible and she was often heard screaming at people as she walked home afterwards. In a dark alley, she found an audience to hear her woes. She told them…

Originally Posted by Loslote

As Hunchback Sam unleases the Genie from Hell from its lamp to attack a city of theatre-goers yet again, twitterpated birds hover in a cage filled with floating purple hearts and dots.