And as Grima approached the highest C, the cracks in the walls began to lengthen, the wolves howled ever louder, and Saruman dropped to his knees as the palantir shattered into powder.
Or...
Grima: Haaaaaaaaappy meal.
Or...
Saruman: Hey Grima, what is your favorite vowel?
Grima: AAAAAAAAAAAA
Or...
Gargling with tequila is an important part of Wormtongue's morning hygiene. Okay, the only part of his morning hygiene. Okay, okay, his only attempts at hygiene.