Ah, Ninecompanions...
Gimli: Legolas! Frodo is surrounded by orcs and is in peril!
Legolas: Do not worry. The halfling will tell no secrets to the enemy.
Or...
Of the worst times to be abducted by aliens, this situation is number seventeen on our countdown.
Or...
Gimli: Beam me up, Mahal!
Or...
All: Gimli! Don't go into the light!!
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But all the while I sit and think of times there were before
I listen for returning feet and voices at the door
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