Here's some:
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Boromir: The blade that cut the ring *pricks his finger* It's still sharp!
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Oh wait, that happened. How about,
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Gimli: Well what are we waiting for? YA! *slams ax at the one ring * *ax breaks* *ring doesn't*
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Wait, that happened too! Hmm...how about
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Galadriel: Will you look into the mirror?
Frodo: What will I see?
Galadriel: Even the wisest cannot tell. Things that were, things that are, and some things...that have not yet come to pass
*frodo looks in and sees stuff*
*eye on sauron appears and ring sinks into the water*
*frodo pulls the chain back, but the ring is gone*
Frodo: Oops
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'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'
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