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Old 08-26-2022, 07:16 AM   #3
Kuruharan
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you have not provided for all the visual call-backs to the Peter Jackson movie needed
Well, there is Sauron. We could have that flashy eye thing happen all the time when he is on screen.

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You have not provided for Elves in Forests
I am deliberately trying to avoid them. It would be very hard to have a canonical reference to elves that would satisfy the demands of contemporary elites.

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how shall you convince the Powers That Be to air your show?
I'm banking quite heavily on the violence and monthly orgy.
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