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Krumtakh the Obtuse · 12-01-2002, 05:41 PM

My goodness.... I just read all 13 pages of this.. oh my. I didn't think it was possible to post that many funny things, but I guess I was wrong. Heres my try at it, anyway:

Saruman to Gandalf:I get HBO free through the palantir, you know.

Nazgul 1:I don't know about these black robes, it just isn't my color.
Nazgul 2:Trust me, they're great. Black just slims your figure right down!

Eye of Sauron:What do I need with a ring anyway? I can't where it.

(I got this from a comic I saw on theonering.net)
Saruman: Darn, I mixed the colors with the whites again!

12-01-2002, 05:41 PM	#520
Krumtakh the Obtuse Pile O'Bones Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 23	My goodness.... I just read all 13 pages of this.. oh my. I didn't think it was possible to post that many funny things, but I guess I was wrong. Heres my try at it, anyway: Saruman to Gandalf:I get HBO free through the palantir, you know. Nazgul 1:I don't know about these black robes, it just isn't my color. Nazgul 2:Trust me, they're great. Black just slims your figure right down! Eye of Sauron:What do I need with a ring anyway? I can't where it. (I got this from a comic I saw on theonering.net) Saruman: Darn, I mixed the colors with the whites again!