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Old 02-29-2008, 01:46 PM   #1
Tar-Elara
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Barad-Dur, hurling something at those blasted, noisy orcs....
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Dark-Eye Worst Middle Earth Occupations

While doing rather meaningless tasks at my job, I began to wonder what the worst occupations in Middle Earth would look like. Here is what I have come up with so far:

1. Dentist to the Mouth of Sauron.
2. Shire Nutritionist.
3. Harbinger of bad news to Morgoth.
4. Feanor’s anger management coach.
5. Orkin man in the realm of Mordor.
6. Polisher of Grond.

Please add on if you wish....
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