frodo and sam at the edge of mt. doom:
frodo: you mean you don't have the ring?!
sam: no... i thought you had it!
frodo: you had it last! you LOST it!? We came all the way up here, and we don't even have the stinkin' ring!? I gave it too you! you were supposed to take care of it for me!
sam: i had it, but then i gave it to gandalf, to give back to you.
frodo: i saw gandalf giving something to merry, but i thought it was just my b-day present, you know, for later.
sam: oh, well, whatever merry had, he gave to pippin, cause he said his shoulders ached, and he didn't want to carry anything.
frodo: yes, but pippin dropped that box, and legolas picked it up for him!
sam: but legolas was always trading stuff with aragorn.
frodo: that's right! and aragorn never left anything behind!
sam: yeah, but then he went off for a break, and gimili carried everything of his.
frodo: and then boromir offered to hold the box...
frodo and sam: BOROMIR!
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"I can add some more if you like it, calling your Chief names, wishing to punch his Pimply Face, and thinking you Sheriffs look a lot of Tom-fools!" Samwise Gamgee
Be not conformed to this world, but be transformed, by the renewing of your mind.
Romans 12:2
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