Orc: "I wish I had fangirls...why don't I have fangirls? Legolas has fangirls...Aragorn has fangirls...Frodo has fangirls...I'll bet even that meathead Lurtz has fangirls."
Random offscreen orc: "Would you stop using that word? Get a thesaurus or something!"
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All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.
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