Boromir: B- ba- bathwater...
Aragorn: Quick! Before it gets away!
From sidelines...
Gandalf: Goody! Bathwater!
Legolas: Shove it! This is mine.
Gandalf: But I haven't had a bath since the Second Age...
Legolas: Yeah? Well I haven't washed since yesterday. Look at the state of my hair!!
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age?
2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.
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