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Old 05-21-2002, 06:13 AM   #172
Birdland
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Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: the banks of the mighty Scioto
Posts: 1,751
Birdland has just left Hobbiton.
Sting

"Ai! Ai! A Magnum Opus!" screams Birdie, as 10-stones worth of Frodo Baggins: Hero or Chump descends upon her and knocks her flat to the floor.

Piosenniel is doing an end zone dance when suddenly an access tunnel opens under her feet and she hurls headlong down the hatch. "Fly, you fools!" he cried, and was gone.

"Piosenniellllll! Nooooooo!" screams Birdie, doing her best Elijah Woods' imitation as she reaches down the hole. "Damn those random event generators! Damn them!...ooooooooh! Pie!". Birdie and C.7.A. retire to the buffet table to beat the rush, figuring that Piosenniel will probably resurrect later; a little bleached out, but none the worse for wear.

A group of industrious hobbits drag off the 2000-page life's work, in order to stand on it to reach the bar.

[ May 21, 2002: Message edited by: Birdland ]
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