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Orcs: Get those seige towers to the city!
*seige towers move* *seige towers stop 4 inches out of range*
Pink Orc: Stupid Hybrids...
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No offense to Hybrid cars. They seem really cool!
This next really isn't a weapon, but it's sharp enough to be used as one 
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Gandalf: Now come the days of the king. May they be blessed. *puts the crown on Aragorn's head* *misses and pointy part goes in his head*
Aragorn: Ow *passes out*
Gandalf: He's dead
Pippin: He's not dead! He's not dead!!
Gandalf: Ah, no one listens to you anyways!
Monty Python person: He's not dead. He's just...uh...pining for the fjords!
Gandalf:Uh...right. Arwen, you aren't pregnant yet, are you?
Arwen: No
Gandalf: Ok, this is a problem. Uh...Faramir, get over here!
*Faramir Kneels*
Gandalf: Now come the days of the Steward. May they be blessed.
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No offense to Monty Python, as they are cool people. No offense to Pippin either.
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'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'
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