604. TP the White Tree
605. Tell Butterbur that his beer tastes like vinegar and something the orc brought in
606. Say "Dude, what a pair of ugly mugs!" when Ugluk and Grishnakh are arguing
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'It just shows you how true it is that one-half the world doesn't knows how the other three-quarters lives.'
Bertie, The Code of the Woosters, by P. G. Wodewouse