585. Climb up to the top of Barad-dur, wave the Ring in front of Sauron, then get in a chopper and drop the Ring into Mount Doom.
586. Free Morgoth from the Void.
587. Tell Sauron that he's NOT the King of the World, you are.
588. Tell Morgoth to bow "before me, lowly DOG!"
589. Run around in Valimar screaming "ALL HAIL MORGOTH" at the top of your lungs.
590. Drop a bomb on Taniquetil.
591. Walk up to Manwe and say "unfortunately, Eru has decided that YOU are unfit to rule the world. I am taking your place effective immediately."
592. Walk up to Morgoth and say "You ARE the weakest link"
593. Bang on the Black Gate of Mordor and then hand yourself over to the guards.
594. Walk up to Minas Morgul and ask a ringwraith for directions to Mount Doom because you have the Ring and you want to destroy it.
595. Step in front of Morgoth when he's swinging Grond around.
596. Put on the Ring in Rivendell and try to kill Elrond.
597. Scream in Black Speech in the middle of Lothlorien.
598. Try to hit the Eye of Sauron with a baseball bat.
599. Drop borate on the Eye of Sauron. (the pink stuff they use to put out wildfires)
600. Walk into Angband proclaiming allegiance to Manwe
601. Walk into the Outer Circles proclaiming that mOrgoth is a better King the Eru could ever be
602. Tell the Elves that Eru is a fake and that it was Morgoth who created the world
....More to come..im tired right now
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