[Eönwë]

Oh I see that someone has done this alreadyob a different forum.
Here are their suggestions. Just carry on after these instead:

298. Be married to Legolas. (Billy)
299. Be Ar-Feiniel and throw yourself between your son and your husband's spear. (Ar-Feiniel)
300. Tell blonde jokes in Lothlorien. (Ar-Feiniel)
301. Try to be like aragorn and get pulled off a cliff by a warg. (Ar-Feiniel)
302. Insult Galadriel lembas. (Ar-Feiniel)
303. Put a dwarf on a Vegetarian diet. (Ar-Feiniel)
304. Volenteer for Helm's Deep. (Ar-Feiniel)
305. Fall in love with a mortal and give him a shiny necklace. Ar-Feiniel)
306. Talk about future plot ideas. (Ar-Feiniel)
307. Be Fingon when fighting a big balrog. (Sil-Gathian)
308. Be Fingolfin when Morgoth's got Grond. (Sil-Gathian)
309. Try to beat Pippin in a drinking contest. (dark link)
310. Try to sneak up on Sam dressed as a giant spider. (dark link)
311. Invite an orc to supper. (Kilo and Omrie)
312. Steal one of Pippen's mushrooms with Merry close by. (Kilo and Omrie)
313. Play pattie-cake with an orc. (Kilo and Omrie)
314. Dance infront of a ring-wraith with a gold ring in your hand singing "I've got the riiiing!I've got the riiiiiiiiing!". (Kilo and Omrie)
315. Acuse Sam of stealing the lembas. (Sanura)
316. Insult Legolas in front of any female in the world. (Sanura)
317. Be an Easterling and steal Jack Sparrow's eyeliner. (dark link)
318. Tell Feanor the silmarils are just costume jewelry. (Elvenmaid)
319. Call Galadriel a dumb blonde in front of Gimli. (Elvenmaid)
320. Try wrestling with an invisible opponent in the Cracks of Doom and loose. (Sarah)
321. Be the creepy Haradrim guy who growls all the time. (Sarah)
322. Be near Aragorn when he wakes up from a bad dream. (Sarah)
323. Trip and fall off one of the white ships half way back to Arda. (Sarah)
324. Get trampled by Shadowfax. (Sarah)
325. Tell Legolas he has orc blood in his hair, then don't run away. (Elvenmaid)
326. Sail with Ar-Pharazon to Valinor. (Sarin)
327. Insult Theoden infront of Eowyn or Eomer. (Sarin)
328. Insult Aragorn in front of any one. (Sarin)
329. Steal Pippin's pint. (Spaz Gal)
330. Beat Legolas in an archery contest. You'll get hurt, and he'll get a bull's eye. (JJ)
331. Kill Aragorn and get mauled by hordes of screaming girl-fans. (Sarin)
332. Kiss an orc. (Candy)
333. Say "Dolle naa lost" (your head is empty), to Aragorn. (Candy)
334. Marry Pippin then tell him you hate mushrooms. (Spas Gurl)
335. Eat PO-TA-TOES in front of Sam. (Spaz Gal)
336. Get up early and steal all the mushrooms from Farmer Maggot's field before Pippin gets there. (Spaz Gal)
337. Jump in Front of the Riders of Rohan and say BOO, I GOTCHA HAHAHAHAHA you can't get me!. (Lexie Herrick)
338. Say that "Mushroom soups, pies, scones,... actually all mushrooms suck!" while Pippin is listening. (Spaz Gal)
339. Open a pizza parlor in Mordor. (Googdwill Guys)
340. Tap dance in front of the Gates of Mordor. (Googdwill Guys)
341. Try to put out Sauron's eye. (Googdwill Guys)
342. Tell Sauron he over-plucked his eye. (Googdwill Guys)
343. Sell popcorn at the battle of Helm's Deep. (Googdwill Guys)
344. Deliver a late night pizza to orcs. (Googdwill Guys)
345. Walk when Gandalf says "Run." (Googdwill Guys)
346. Take a holiday in Mordor. (Tom)
347. Be a troll while Gandalf is around. (Poopsmith)
348. Try to cremate your own son in minas tirith. (Poopsmith)
349. Get sick and die. (Spaz Gal)
320. Smoke a pipe infront of Merry and Pippin and not give them any. (Cara)
351. Drop an open bottle of "Clear Eyes" onto the eye of Sauron. (Tari Calafas)
352. Wash Saruman's robe in hot water with Pippin's vest. (Tari Calafas)
353. Go sailing if you´re a hobbit. (Corinna)
354. Try and get a piggy back ride on a troll. (Guess Who)
355. Jump in front of camera A. (Gregory the Clueless)
356. Starve to death half-stuck in Old Man Willow. (Ireth Gilnauriel)
357. Try feeding the Nazgul's horses. (Ireth Gilnauriel)
358. Kiss Galadriel with Gimli standing by. (Aragorn Rulez)
359. Find a beer more brown than the one that Merry and Pippen drink in their hometown. (Tari Calafas)
360. Eat all of the Veggies in Farmer Maggot's garden. (Elen)
361. Don't be Frodo's Sam after stopping him from giving the ring to a Nazgul riding a fell beast. (Tari Calafas)
362. Only ever serve King Theoden while secretly working for Sarumon, waiting until Gandalf the White shows up and exposes you after knocking Sarumon out of Theoden's head, Get thrown down a set of stone steps after Theoden's fingers remember their old stregnth by grasping his sword and not have Aragorn there to say that too much blood has been spilled on your account. (Tari Calafas)
363. Haunt Eowyn's steps with Eomer around. (Tari Calafas)
364. Don't take the wizard's staff. (Tari Calafas)
365. Stand in between a Hobbit and musrooms. (Anne)
366. Tell Saruman to clip his nails. (Anonymous)
367. Smoke too much. (Elijahfan)
368. Look tasty around Orcs that haven't eaten anything in three stinkin days. (QueenOfGondor)
369. Be Denethor and get pounded by Gandalf's staff. (Vaneala Malcariel)
370. Insult Sauron. (Zach)
371. Go to the lair of the elves and scream... "ALL HAIL SAURON !!!!" (klalle)
372. Fall off a cliff while fighting warg rider on a warg. (Eruanna)
373. Start making out with Farimir at the precise time that Eowyn's walking into the room. (arwen14)
374. Put the ring on and pull it away when a ringwraith trys to grab it, then get stuck with it's sword. (Rogue Oliphant)
375. Stick an oliphant with an arrow and then hang onto its leg if you not Legolas. (Rogue Oliphant)
376. Kiss Arwen infront of Elrond. (lotrfan)
377. Tell Gimli that Galadriel is NOT the fairest lady ever to walk Middle Earth. (Anonymous)
378. Describe to Legolas how to use a bow. (lotrfan)
379. Ask Frodo for the ring. (zozocat)
380. Use a chainsaw on Gandalf's staff. (Anonymous)
381. Tell Gimli that the worst stone work in the white city is far better than the best stone work a dwarf could do. (Anonymous)
382. Kill either Sam, Merry, Pippin or Frodo while one of the other three are around. (Samantha)
383. Cut Gimli's beard. (Anonymous)
384. Tell Saruman he is fat. (Gandalf)
385. Tell Boromir that he will die. (Aragorn)
386. Tell Gollum that he can not have the ring. (Frodo)
387. Follow the lights in the dead marshes. (Anonymous)
388. Tell Sauron he has long eyelashes. (Anonymous)
389. Perform CPR on a Nazgul. (Ereinion)
390. Look up into the sky as Gondorian catapults throw rubble at you. (Ereinion)
391. Take Smaug's favorite cup. (Ereinion)
392. Invite Gil-Galad and Elendil over to your tower to party. (Ereinion)
393. Stick your hands in glue, then pick up the Palantir of Orcthanc. (Ereinion)
394. Possess one of the seven Dwarven rings. (Ereinion)
395. Wave a shaving razor in front of a dwarf. (Ereinion)
396. Take a dump in the Forbidden Pool. (Ereinion)
397. Start singing when captured by a Barrow-Wight. (Ereinion)
398. Set up an ice cone stand on Caradhas. (Ereinion)
399. Treading barefoot through miles of snow, volanic rock, mountains, and forests. (Ereinion)
400. Accuse Boromir of cowardice. (Silmarien)
401. Tell Denethor that you killed Boromir. (Silmarien)
402. Tell Boromir that Minas Tirith sucks. (Silmarien)
403. Tell Aragorn that the line of Isildur has no right to rule Gondor. (Silmarien)
404. Mistake an Ent for a tree when searching for firewood. (Silmarien)
405. Tell Legolas he needs glasses. (Silmarien)
406. Be a Numenorean and try to set foot on Eldamar. (Silmarien)
407. Be Elendil's son. (Silmarien)
408. Kill, hurt, attempt to kill or to hurt, or threaten to kill or to hurt anyone who is capable of killing you. (Silmarien)
409. Be something small, cute and cuddly, dashingly handsome and manly, old and wise, or ugly and evil. Basically, whatever you are, you end up dead. (Claire)
410. Run up to Smaug the dragon and yell really loud "BOO!!". (Shutup&lisn)
411. Shoot a arrow at Sauron's eye. (???)
412. Wave hair clippers in front of an elf. (Nichole)
413. Tell a Ringwraith that you have the Ring. (Rachel)
414. Drown in the Flooding of Isengard. (Princess Havaerja)
415. Slap an orc in the face. (Eric)
416. Pet Legolas's hair. (Ale)
417. Get a cheap plastic ring from a vending machine and tell everyone it's the One Ring. (Allison)
418. Ask Sauron to submit an entry in the 101 ways to die in Middle-earth. (Jessica)
419. Tell Aragorn the he sings poorly. (Sarin)
420. Make fun of Figwit, or any male elf in front of a fangirl. (Shannon(Potato!))
421. Call Arwen fat infront of Aragorn. (Sarah)
422. Rip apart a teddy bear infront of Beorn. (Sarah)
423. Do a canon ball into Sauron's moat of lava. (Sarah)
424. Stand at the top of the tower of cirith ungol and feel that you have no more will to live. (Sarah)
425. Tease Gimli about being short. (Sarah)
426. Tell Sauron that the emperor in Star Wars was a better necromancer than him. (Sarah)
427. Tell Sauron that you've seen 25cent rings that looked better than his. (Sarah)
428. Tell Aragorn, Arwen loves Legolas. (Aragorn Rulez)
429. Go up to Boromir dressed as an orc, take his horn, blow it in his ear, then run away laughing and have him catch you. (Angela)
430. Brush a fellbeast's teeth. (Lolo)
431. Get a Warg for your next pet. (theringbearer04)
432. Cut off the hair of an Elf sitting in front of you. (Elven-Friend and OrcKiller)
433. Worshiping Morgoth in front of Elves. (The One)
434. Go swimming in the Anduin and go over the falls of Rauros. (Delalyra)
435. Be an orc in the battle of the Last Alliance. (Delalyra)
436. Hide Gimli's axe just before a big battle. (Anonymous)
437. Tell Aragorn Arwen betrayed him with Legolas. (Aragorn Rulez)
438. Make your own One ring, then try to sneak into Mordor. (theringbearer04)
439. Talk to Gandalf crossley. (Mithrandir)
440. Look at Gandalf crossly. (Mithrandir)
441. Do any sort of tom foolery in front or near Gandalf. (Mithrandir)
442. Play tag with Urk-hai. (Legolas'kitten)
443. Tell Elrond to shave his eyebrows. (LuthienAltarai)
444. Tell Aragorn he needs a shower. (ladyeoloth)
445. Remind aragorn he's still not king yet. (Flamingfish)
446. Say Gil-galad was a boring git in front of Elrond. (Cyclone996)
447. Steal Gandalf's bleach mid-way through him turning white. (Sil-Gathian)
448. tell aragorn you're his son/daughter in front of Arwen. (Aragorn Rulez)
449. Go to the Black Gate of Mordor and whan they opened you say, "Trick or treat!!." (Aragorn Rulez)
450. Stand under a falling rock. (Aragorn Rulez)
451. Throw up on Gimli's axe. (Aragorn Rulez)
452. Sleep in a cave for shelter while caught in a rainstorm in the misty mountains. (Lieyka)
453. Die by the intense heat given off form the hot guys and girls of Middle Earth. (Eldride)
454. Be Theoden. (Elwyna)
455. Have a crush on Eowyn (Eomer will kill ya). (Elfhild)
456. Use pompons instead of a sword at Helm's Deep. (Flamingfish)
457. Be the messenger and tell Aragorn Arwen is pregnant with Frodo's baby. (Emma)
458. Insult Gandalf about his staff. (Kisara_Amane)
459. Fall on Saruman's nails. (Emma)
460. Trip on Saruman's Nails. (Emma)
461. Do anything in front of Gandalf that he doesn't approve of (cuz he will kill you if he gets the chance). (Nick)
462. Lauch yourself from a catapult. (Anonymous)
463. Have a heart attack. (Gregory the Clueless)
464. Play hide and seek with Sauron. (Flamingfish)
465. Tell Legolas how Aragorn tossed Gimili in the battle at Helm's Deep. (Josette)
466. Let your mobile go off in the Council of Elrond and have it to the tune of Harry Potter. (Emma)
467. Give Sauron the 'evil eye'. (i_<3_Legolas)
468. Don't ask for directions in the Mines of Moria. (Connie Milsaps)
469. Don't roll down the side of Mount Doom into the army of orks. (don't-diss-the-king)
470. Wash in Galadriel's birdbath of doom. (lirenel)
471. Toss a dwarf. (Danielle)
472. Be Smeagol's friend. (Danielle)
473. Touch the Ring when Frodo is around. (Danielle)
474. Eat 10 cakes of lembas bread. (Danielle)
475. Tell Aragorn you love him. (Danielle)
476. Be an orc in Rohan. (Danielle)
477. Hit on Eowyn with Eomer around. (Danielle)
478. Slap Grima and call him a cur. (Danielle)
479. Kill Saruman. (Danielle)
480. Get shot by Legolas while he is actually shooting at a orc, but gimli thinks you are going to get shot by legolas, then he knocks legolases arm making him shoot you. (Luthien Luinwe)
481. Keep Gollum as a pet, use Elvish rope as a leash and feed it Lembas bread everyday. (Amy(The Quiet One))
482. Fall to your death from the side of a mountain because "someone" didn't tie the rope properly. (*cough*Sam*cough*). (Amy (The Quiet One))
483. Choke on a raw rabbit. (Amy (The Quiet One))
484. Use Galadriel's mirror as a bath tub. (Mystic Healer)
485. Remove an elf's braids without them knowing. (Mystic Healer)
486. Use Gandalf's staff as fire wood. (Mystic Healer)
487. Decorate Barad-Dur with fairy lights at Christmas time. (Mystic Healer)
488. Be Gollum anywhere near Samwise Gamgee. (Megan)
489. Play hide and seek with the eye of sauron (you hide, it seeks) and win, then die because it's angry that you could hide from it. (Amy (The Quiet One))
490. Smack Shelob with a newspaper. (Catharin)
491. Steal Arwen's jewelry. (Catharin)
492. When meeting Galadriel, repeat the word "Doom" over and over in your head. (Catharin)
493. Ask Glorfindel why he's glowing. (Catharin)
494. Ask Arwen why she's riding Glorfindel's horse. (Catharin)
495. Write a parody about Gil-Galad. (Catharin)
496. Be a mortal in middle earth and spend you whole life thinking of funny ways to die. (Amy (The Quiet One))
497. Give the Ring to Sauron. (Catharin)
498. Host your birthday party in the Shire without giving out gifts. (Amy (The Quiet One))
499. Sharpen your axe on the borders of Fangorn. (Catharin)
500. Eat the wrong kind of mushrooms. (Catharin)
501. Attempt to seduce ______. (Catharin)
502. Attempt to put jesses and a hood on Gwaihir. (Catharin)
503. Insult Shadowfax's sire. (Catharin)
504. Sing Evanescence songs. (Catharin)
505. Ask Aragorn "Who's your daddy?!". (Catharin)
506. Kill yourself when you realize all the good men are taken. (Catharin)
507. Tell Lord Elrond the room service sucks. (Catharin)
508. Take a wrong turn on the Barrow Downs. (Catharin)
509. Fall off a balcony in Rivendell. (Catharin)
510. Taunt Sauron: "You can't even catch one little hobbit! I can hear Morgoth laughing all the way from the Void!" (Catharin)
511. Start a sing-a-long in Mordor. (Catharin)
512. Call Smaug an overgrown gecko. (Catharin)
513. Climb a tree and throw rocks at the Fellowship. (Catharin)
514. Protest the War of the Ring. (Catharin)
515. Ask Galadriel why she didn't take the Ring. (Catharin)
516. Just die of old age. (Adam)
517. Food poisoning. (Catharin)
518. Be Grima after killing Saruman. (Megan)
519. Ask Haldir to "speak words we can all understand!". (Megan)
520. Ignore Gollum when you hear him agueing with himself about whether or not to kill you. (Megan)
521. Try to retake Osgiliath after it's been over run by orcs. (Megan)
522. Listen to Gollum when he tells you he knows of a secret way into Mordor. (Megan)
523. Try to take the paths of the dead when Aragorn isn't there to watch your back. (Megan)
524. Advise Aragorn to wash his hair. (white lady of rohan)
525. Play with Legolas' hair. (white lady of rohan)
526. Steal Shadowfax. (fool of a took)
527. Stand between a hobbit and beer. (fool of a took)
528. Burn like Denethor and Faramir. (fool of a took)
529. Compare Legolas' hair with Brittany Spears' in front of a giant mob of fangirls. (Tazz)
530. Tell Elrond his purple dress makes him look like an eggplant. (Rohirrimshieldmadien)
531. Give the Mouth of Sauron some Listerine & say "Yo brother you're breath stinks!". (LVEvenstar)
532. Kiss Aragorn (and he likes it) in front of Arwen. (Aragorn Rulez)
533. Say "Mmmm, Bregosteak with potatos!" in front of Aragorn. (Aragorn Rulez)
534. Be Faramir at Denethor's bbq when Pippin isn't around. (StillNotKingYet)
535. Point and laugh at the Citadel guards with the wingy-things on their helmets. Call them bird-brains and you probobly won't live to see lunch. (Tazz)
536. Beat a dwarf in a game of chance. (Drogo Baggins)
537. Go skinny dipping in mt doom. (LuthienAltarai)
538. Fight a balrog. (LuthienAltarai)
539. Video Elrond trying on Arwen's dresses and show it at the council. (LuthienAltarai)
540. Wear contact lenses that look like the eye of Sauron. (LuthienAltarai)
541. Play 'Bogies' at the council of elrond. (LuthienAltarai)
542. Streak in the council of Elrond. (LuthienAltarai)
543. Roast rabbit in front of Gollum. (Lalala)
544. Chop down the Party Tree when Frodo is around. (Sharku)
545. Trip up on the way to Shelob's lair, land on the back of a flying Nazgul, and subsequently get dissected by orcs for fun. (Merisata)
546. Ask Sauron if you're the 'apple' of his eye. (Merisata)
547. Don't listen to Smeagol when he tells you to give him the Ring. (Radagast the Brown)
548. Tell Eowyn she fights like girl. (Uinen)
549. Call Treebeard an overgrown houseplant. (Uinen)
550. Make sushi out of Gollum's fish. (Kisara_Amane)
551. Fall off the bridge of Khazad-Dum if you are not Gandalf. (Throgmorten)
552. Go bungee-jumping at the Cracks of Doom. (Throgmorten)
553. Put on the one ring and go in front of Legolas when he is going to shoot an arrow straight horazontally to kill an orc. (Cuthien or Luthien of Dorthonion)
554. Replace the ring with it's stunt double to be thrown into Orudruin. (Throgmorten)
555. Be "One of them" (battle of helms deep). (BuriedNox)
556. Try to beat Pippin at a drinking contest. (Anonymous)
557. Volunteer to play tug-of-war with one of Saruman's pet wargs. (Gethsemane)
558. Give Legolas a perm while he's asleep. (Nioniel-Nieriel)
559. Raise your hand during Theoden's 'Red Day' speech and say "Um, this is Eowyn by me." (She'll be sure to get revenge.). (Nioniel-Nieriel)
560. Borrow Anduril without asking. (Nioniel-Nieriel)
561. Try to save the ring when it falls into mount doom. (Anonymous)
562. Suggest that they play duck duck goose at The Council of Elrond to decide who takes the ring. (GandalftheFat)
563. Call Gimli "M'am". (Katie_the_elf)
564. Be Frodo when he jumps onto the boat at brandywine crossing then misses the landing and drowns. (Daniel)
565. Take flowers off of the trees of Fangorn, and put them in Legolas' hair. (teh-Nikith)
566. Ask Sauron to hold on to the ring for you. (Padan Fain)
567. Ask Shadowfax if he is a pretty pony. (Mithrandir)
568. Play musical chair with a troll( he might smush you). (Hoot)
569. Ask Gimli what is in his beard. (Mithrandir)
570. Stand behind an orc an somehow manage to smell him. (Mithrandir)
571. Break Gimli's Axe. (Deathlord)
572. Spit in Sauron's eye. (Deathlord)
573. Shave Gimli's beard clean. (Deathlord)
574. Tell a Leglolas or any other wood elf that they need a hearing aid. (Mel)
575. Shake hands with an orc. (Anonymous)
576. Skip through Mordor singing 'Kumbaya' while passing out flower wreaths. (Elidora)
577. shave Galadriel's head infront of Gimli. (Anonymous)