In FOTR when Frodo has just finished riding through Hobbiton with Gandalf in his wagon:
Frodo: Gandalf? I'm glad you're back.
Gandalf: So am I, dear boy....so am I.
*Frodo gets off the wagon, walks off while turned around, looking and waving at Gandalf. He walks into a tree.*
Frodo: ^$^$#$#@!! Why the hell is that tree there?
In TTT, when Frodo and Sam are in the marshes.
Frodo: What's that awful smell?
*An outhouse comes into view: an orc walks out of it.*
Orc: Don't go in there, it's a deathtrap of stench!
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