FOTR-movie-script
I have read a parody on FOTR on ‘Tolkien online’, and it was great. So I thought that we could do the same, right? I wasn't sure whether to post it here or under the movie section, but it is Middle-Earth Fun and Games.
The only necessary thing is that it should be written as a movie-script. I'll write the beginning:
Black screen.
A voice: In the beginning there was only Illuvatar, Eru, he made the...
Peter Jackson: Cut!
Spotlights on. Illuvatar is sitting on a chair. He has a very old copy of The Silmarilion.
Peter Jackson: That sort of stuff wont satisfy people in these days.
Peter Jackson's eyes start to glow as he got a idea.
Peter Jackson: There must be action...
Saruman knocks Gandalf in the head with his staff.
...thrill...
Gimli is hanging on a ruined bridge by his beard. Aragorn tries to help.
Gimli: Not the beard, you big oaf.
...and a thousand of Oliphants.
a thousand of Oliphants is trashing the shire. The hobbits is desperately their food and pipes.
Screen fades to black.
Continue anyone, I’ll post again as soon as I have time.
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by the way my name is Manwë, not Manwe
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