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I wish there were dinosaurs in Middle-Earth.
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Granted. Dinosaurs are in Middle Earth. Dinosaurs being, of course, 'terrible lizards' are just that. They are careless and chaotic, always trashing inns and making elves sick with their terrible jokes. These lizards then go on to make a truly terrible stage show that sends all of Middle Earth into a rage.
I wish the Balrog had decided to have a lie in on the day that Gandalf and the others escaped from Moria.