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Old 02-07-2012, 12:56 PM   #121
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Originally Posted by Bêthberry View Post
Ohh, maybe they'll make her a dominatrix, thereby attempting to appeal to third wave feminists.
That has already been planned. In the second movie, Bilbo gets a dominatrix love-interest, a buxom Stoorish beauty named Labia Spankbottom.
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