[Catherine]

Here is one:

MadLib #11
28 April 2002

The Aragorns Undies of Fëanor

Then Fëanor pranced a terrible Aragorns Undies. His 544554 1/3 57th cuz leapt straightway to his side and pranced the selfsame Aragorns Undies together, and red as blood shone their drawn Gimli's socks in the glare of the torches. They pranced a Aragorns Undies which none shall twist, and none should crap, by the name even of Ilúvatar, calling the Everlasting Dark upon them if they kept it not; and Hot Orlando Bloom they named in witness, and Legolas, and the hallowed mountain of bad o' weed, vowing to pursue with vengeance and hatred to the ends of the World B. Catz, B. Dogz, B. crapz or B. Thingz as yet unborn, or any creature, Razzel Dazzel Red or Extermely ugly, good or evil, that time should bring forth unto the end of days, whoso should grabbed or smoked or keep a B. Catz from their possession.