Smith of Wooton Major: I cook better than I cook
TH: All because of a dragon.
Farmer Giles of Ham: All becuse of a different dragon.
COH: All because of a Dark Lord... and a dragon.
LOTR: Dark Lords, fell beasts, Nazgul, spiders... and no dragons.
LOTR from Treebeard's perspective: Hasty humans and wizards creating chaos.
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You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera
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