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Originally Posted by William Cloud Hicklin
Then there's this classic: "Aragorn and Legolas went now with Eomer in the van." Specifically, a Ford Econoline Custom with shag carpeting and quadraphonic sound.
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If we're doing vehicles, I find that both Nessa and Glaurung have trains: Nessa's is followed by deer, while Glaurung's is full of Balrogs (presumably hogging the dining car like they always do).
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Originally Posted by William Cloud Hicklin
Note also that the leading cause of death among Balrogs (100% of known cases) is plummeting.
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Oh, come now! You can hardly count Gothmog falling into a fountain and onto a particularly pointy elf. So it's only 2/3.
Though we should probably add Turgon, who in the very book we're theoretically discussing in this thread dies in the fall of his tower.
Um... and Eol, I suppose!
hS