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Originally Posted by Boromir88
I thought they were all related. Tom, Bill and Bert. I could have just made that up though.
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They certainly could have. Maybe I just don't remember. I just remember that Bill is the only one with a last name.
Anywho...
The Prancing Pony - I'd imagine there's a reek of beer and pipeweed smoke in that place.
Azog - he's an orc. Just ask Merry and Pip about orc perfumes, they'll tell you that and a good many good things besides.
Aragorn - now how many baths did you say he had during his time Rangering?
Orthanc - what do you think it smelled like before the Ents cleaned it out with fresh Isen water? Saruman's army, machines, burning Ents...
The Dead Marshes - come on, even Gollum was disgusted.
Turgon - I suppose he's one of
rank, but that's giving the word a completely different meaning.
Harry Goatleaf - he's certainly not the nicest guy around, but I don't know how rank he is...
Chief Wolf - I don't really get this pick.
Tom Huggins - ahaha! Do trolls ever take baths
at all?
Aule - imagine what poor Yavanna has to go through after that guy gets ut of his smithy!
