Hehe! The previous one was funny!
Another go, Gimli as a little kid:
(Gimli and his mother and Gloin, his father)
G: M-mommy! The other dwarves are stealing my midfril!
M: Now, honey, don't be greedy. HEY YOU KID GIMME THAT MITHRIL!
G: D-daddy! Mommy gots my midfril now! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
D: Why, Gimli son. It's okay! Be a good boy. As your mother said, don't be greedy!
G: GIVE ME MY MIDFRILL!!! WWWWWWWWAAAAAAAHHH!!!
D: Gimli, what happened to the OTHER mithril I gave you to play with earlier?
*(only Gloin knows that the mithril Gimli is playing with presently is fake)*
G: Hehe... I... rebuiried it. In... de deepest hole I could find. Daddy told me dat he would need to put it away, so I did it for him!
D: BUT IT WAS REAL!GRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
Yes, that was stupid. I keep running out of ideas.
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The world was young, the mountains green. No stain yet on the moon was seen. No words were laid on stream or stone, When Durin woke and walked alone...
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