explain dwarves –Short people. There.
Sauron's age –Tch, tch. Didn't anyone tell you it's very rude to ask a Maia's age?
What would Arwen's baby look like? –A baby.
Boromir: What would have happened if he didn't die? – Er... He would have lived?
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"Even Nerwen wasn't evil in the beginning." –Elmo.
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