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New Year's Eve. Orthanc Tower. Inhabitants realise they forgot to congratulate someone.
Saruman: Wormtongue, have you wished Gandalf a Happy New Year?
Grima: No, master.
Saruman: See, you forgot to give Gandalf New Year greetings, which means that you have sclerosis.
Grima: My Master, may I ask you... did you give Gandalf holiday greetings?
Saruman (thinks): ...Noooo...
Grima: And what does that mean?
Saruman: It means that you've forgotten to remind me, which means that you have sclerosis.
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You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera
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