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And some more...
Sam: Legolas, tell me, can Oliphaunts fly?
Legolas: No Sam.
Sam: Gandalf said they could.
Legolas (scratches head): Well, then they fly, but very very low...
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Bilbo and Gollum are playing the riddle game. Gollum starts:
-Once upon a time there were two fell beasts, one black and another to the north. How old am I?
-100 years old.
-How do you know?
-Half a century ago they were saying that you're half cracked...
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What do you call a swarthy man with slanted eyes who looks half an orc?
His name, of course! Don't be racist!
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You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera
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