Originally, I wanted this to be a serious thread, but I did place it in Mirth, so...Here goes everything.
Sauron, ashamed at his humiliating defeat in
Lord of the Rings, decides to star in his own action movie. It would be called
The King and Eye. Sauron comes back and seeks revenge on Gondor's King.
The movie flops, and Sauron is completely ruined.