[Morai]

1) Playing "I spy" with the Eye of Sauron isn't as fun as it seems. He always wins.

2) Of course, if you disguise yourself with ork armor, have an army of good guys acting as a diversion, and manage to throw a powerful ring into a volcano, you have a pretty good chance.

3) Then again, make sure to always bring a deranged, five centuries old, corrupted hobbit to bite your finger off when you try to get away with jewelry