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Celeborn: Elrond! What happened to your hair?!!
Elrond: Arwen and I had a little talk...Arwen got ticked...Arwen put Aragorn's hair grease in my shampoo bottle...
Or: I came up with this one from a joke I heard.
Elrond: Celeborn is that you?
Celeborn: No, I am Celeborn possessed by Sauron. Now give me Vilya!!
Elrond: Well I am the ghost of Chirstmas past, you touch my ring I kick your a$$.