Elrond: *thinks to himself* What was I thinking when I took this job? Gil-galad never told me about the risks of my jaw freezing in the middle of a yell!!!!!
Gil-galad: *runs off in a hurry and proceeds to get himself killed* Whew! I'm safe in Mandos! *looks around surreptitiously* Bloody Half-elves!
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But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.
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