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Phact: The Phantom went back in time and made the internet, then came back and told the Barrow-Wight to create the Barrow-Downs. The BW said, "What the heck is a Barrow-Down?" So the Phantom went farther back in time and made Tolkien put the Barrows-Downs into The Lord of the Rings. He did this while in utero. (It is also possible that the Phantom IS the internet.)
Phact: That's not his avatar. That's his photograph.
Phact: Tom Bombadil may be the Master, but the Phantom is Tom Bombadil's Master.
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Stories and songs.
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