[the phantom]

Spicy

ORC-DRAUGHT- Yep.
UTUMNO- Meh.
THORONDOR- Meh.
LONGBEARDS- Heh heh.
BEOR THE OLD- *snicker*
BULLROARER TOOK- Maybe.
CRAM- Heh.
BRANDY HALL- Nice.
GREAT GOBLIN- Meh.

So, toss out a few which leaves a simpler list-

FOR REAL

Orc-Draught

FOR FUNNY

Longbeards
Beor the Old
Cram
Brandy Hall

There's a clear choice for the real category, with Brandy Hall perhaps straddling the real and humor, and so far as humor goes it's all down to what is striking at the moment (is it funnier to call Beor, Cram, or Dwarves "spicy"?).