OMG, Squatter, that would be hilarious! I can see it now, Monty Python and the Rings of Power! Heeheehee...
Gollum: Those who wish to throw the ring into the chasm must answer me these questions three, ere the melting ring he see.
Boromir: Go ahead and ask me, Bridgekeeper, I'm not afraid.
Gollum: What is your name?
Boromir: Boromir, son of Denethor.
Gollum: What is your quest?
Boromir: I seek to ta-destroy the ring.
Gollum: What is the average wingspan of an eagle?
Boromir: Ah- I don't know that AUGH!
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