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Old 11-02-2005, 08:42 PM   #288
Fordim Hedgethistle
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Fordim Hedgethistle has been trapped in the Barrow!
Here you go. These are culled from the plays of William Shakespeare -- for an insult for any occasion, begin with "thou" and then follow with one word from each of the following columns:


Column 1

artless
bawdy
beslubbering
bootless
cankerous
churlish
cockered
clouted
craven
currish
dankish
dissembling
droning
errant
fawning
fobbing
fool-born
froward
frothy
gleeking
goatish
gorbellied
ill-nurtured
impertinent
incestuous
incurable
infectious
jarring
loggerheaded
lumpish
loutish
mammering
mangled
mewling
paunchy
pribbling
puking
puny
qualling
rank
reeky
roguish
rump-fed
ruttish
saucy
spleeny
spongy
surly
tardy-gaited
tottering
unmuzzled
vain
venomed
warped
wayward
weedy
whoreson
wretched
yeasty



Column 2

addlepated
base-court
bat-fowling
beef-witted
beetle-headed
boil-brained
clapper-clawed
clay-brained
codpiece-sniffing
common-kissing
crook-pated
dismal-dreaming
dizzy-eyed
doghearted
dread-bolted
earth-vexing
elf-skinned
fat-kidneyed
fen-sucked
flap-mouthed
fly-bitten
folly-fallen
fool-born
foul-practicing
full-gorged
guts-griping
half-faced
hasty-witted
hedge-born
hell-hated
idle-headed
ill-breeding
ill-nurtured
knotty-pated
mad-brained
milk-livered
motley-minded
onion-eyed
plume-plucked
pottle-deep
pox-marked
reeling-ripe
rough-hewn
rude-growing
rump-fed
shard-borne
sheep-biting
spur-galled
swag-bellied
tardy-gaited
tickle-brained
toad-spotted
unchin-snouted
weather-bitten



Column 3

apple-john
baggage
barnacle
bladder
boar-pig
bugbear
bum-bailey
canker-blossom
clack-dish
clotpole
coxcomb
codpiece
death-token
dewberry
dotard
flap-dragon
flax-wench
flea
flirt-gill
foot-licker
fustilarian
giglet
gudgeon
haggard
harpy
hedge-pig
horn-beast
hugger-mugger
jolthead
knave
lewdster
lout
maggot-pie
malt-worm
mammet
measle
minnow
miscreant
moldwarp
mumble-news
nit
nut-hook
pigeon-egg
pignut
pumpion
puttock
ratsbane
rudesby
scut
skainsmate
strumpet
varlot
vassal
wagtail
water-fly
whey-face
winter-cricket



Have at it thou gorbellied tickle-brained hugger-muggers!
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