Thank you. =D Okay, here comes the big 'un...
Legally Blonde. (Well, in the case of this segment, it's changed to Legally Brunette...)
(Pippin as Elle Woods and Merry and Sam as his friends. Diamond as West Kunnington the third AKA Elle's boyfriend.)
Pippin: (sitting on the floor looking through a bunch of exam books)
Merry: (passes down the hall with Sam) Now, I'm telling you, eye liner THEN mascara...
Sam: Like, no way! Mascara's first.
Merry: (looks into Pippin's room) Pip...what ARE you doing?!
Pippin: (grins) Studying for the ELSATS!
Sam: ....???
Merry: (whispers) I hear it's what it's called when you get implanted hair...
Pippin: (smiles and shakes his head) No, no no. GENTLEMEN, I'm goin' to Harvard!
Sam: You mean like on Ve K?
Merry: (gasps excitedly) Let's all go!!
Sam and Merry: Like, ROAD TRIP!! (scream and bounce around the room)
Pippin: I'm going to HARVARD LAW SCHOOL.
Sam and Merry: (stare at him in disbelief)
Sam: .........WHY?
(snorts) I don't think of the Fellowship as cross-dressers or homosexual, just so you know... o_O I just didn't know how to translate all that stuff into guy stuff.. Hm. o_o
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Merry shrugged his shoulders. “It could be a love triangle. Like about a week ago, I was in love with Angela AND Estella, but then I decided to break it off with Angela…” He sighed dreamily, but Pippin lifted an eyebrow. “Angela thought your name was Timothy,” he pointed out innocently, and Merry glared at him. “It could happen to anybody…” - Excerpt from my "Three Blind Spies" story (see fanfic section)
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