1) tweezers
2) cd player and headphones
3) new age cds to help him fall asleep
4) clear nail polish (for when his clothes are just too delicate to sew by hand)
5) portable toilet; Legsy ain't peeing behind a bush.
6) hair clips
7) French mineral water
8) a hat so that his hair doesn't frizz up during humid days
9) autographed photos of himself to send to the fangirls
10) razor; he has to keep his face nice and stubble-free
We'll get to 1000 yet!
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Consider the purr a variety of audible tranquilizer. [. . .] For a few of us, there is one more purr, a secret purr. When we combine our secret purrs, we produce the Purr of Power. And that is simply the amplified amity we feel as furred and purred beings.
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