The Balrog had finally got clear reception of his favourite palatir show 'the lifestyles of the regal and deranged' when those pesky fellowshippers dismantled his receptor antennae on Darrowdelf.
He had waited for years to watch this show and his wrath at being denied was immesurable, it literally set him on fire.
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How did the fellowship sans Gandalf find thier way out of Moria and to Lorien?
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IN STEEL I TRUST, BY CROM!
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